Uh?? That's very morbid
Bad Pickup lines
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Will you be my pillow? I've seemed to have lost mine.
Uh?? That's very morbid
But it's a mood
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Uh?? That's very morbid
But it's a mood
I related to it
Uh?? That's very morbid
But it's a mood
I related to it
ditto still p morbid
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Uh?? That's very morbid
But it's a mood
I related to it
dittostill p morbid
whoops
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( @GameMaster , you must be smooth with people. XD Your and Knight-Shives' pick-up are ome of the best I've seen.)
(And yet I still don’t have a boyfriend.)
Ah, that sucks. I mean, technically I don't have a GF, buuuuuuuuttttt….
Anyways, if you actually use those pickup lines, it's only a matter of time.
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Me and my friends use pickup lines on each other
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During the musical, in the backstage area there’s a door that goes outside to this ramp and since backstage gets super hot, people would hang out there to get some air. On our last performance the topic of discussion back there was bad pickup lines and dirty jokes and it was one hell of a time.
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Okay I have more.
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I think you’re suffering from lack of vitamin me.
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If you were words on a page you would be fine print.
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Was your dad a boxer, because you’re a knockout!
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Thank god I have my library card because I’m checking you out.
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You’re like a candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
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I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
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Okay I think I’m done.
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Wow. Just… wow.
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Where the heck did you get all of that from even
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These all made my day. :D
Where the heck did you get all of that from even
I honestly have the same question. These are golden!
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Half were from friends. One quarter I already knew. And the another quarter was from the internet. Fine print was from a friend and it's my favorite.
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Lol the library one
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Hey, do you love water? Cause then you love about 60% of me already.
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Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I'm lovin' it
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This one's from a hunicast:
"Are you from St. Lois?"
"No, why?"
"Well I could still teach you to arch your back"
Ok, here’s another:
Are you the ocean? Because I wanna put my salt in you.