Bad yearbook quotes

(By which I mean the best yearbook quotes.) Share your bad/incredible yearbook quote ideas or get inspiration for your own.

"Quitting! It's like trying, but easier." - The Owl House
"Don't be upsetti, eat some spaghetti." - Laurie Hernandez
"Sometimes, a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life." - Gravity Falls

ADDITIONALLY:

"When there's no cops around, anything's legal!" - Gravity Falls
"The question is not if I've lost my mind, but if I ever had it." - me, jupiter-sun