Battle of the puns

A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.

I guess Dani is just so tired of her friends' ant-icts

He liked puns and corn.
He was called corny.

I think you mean ant-ticks.

And Ace of cards is just so clumsy.

Romane calm everyone.

I can't keep up with all yall, I'm falling behind on this pun game.

Don't leaf my aloe please. I do some pretty stupid things. Like puns and breaking my characters.

Ho-nest-ly, Same.

Puns are purrfectly punfect.

It's hot outside, does Logan Paul have fans?

I mustard my best puns.

@Sorceress and I established a while ago that I'm a pheasant.

That was tearable.

So I guess that means that she's the purrincess.

I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plans were foiled.

I hope that Alexander Burr-ns

Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?
Ireland’s- every year it’s Dublin.

Brendon Urie-ka!

@Sorceress and I established a while ago that I'm a pheasant.

Kneel before the punder-lord.

I would if I wasn't so pleasantly surprised.

I meant pheasantly. Stupid autocorrect.