Ayy, it’s ya boi… uh….
SKINNY PENIS

this fucking barcode… looks like a gay barcode scanner
chuckling beep beep bitch, you're gay

Ron!
I sneezed! Oh, so I'm not allowed to sneeze?

AAAH, why is there a. Guerraffe. In my house. Guerraffe, you have to go back to. Afrikay
uh uh uh wuh huh

This bitch EMPTY! YEET!

This bitch EMPTY! YEET!

420 what's your emergency?
There's someone in my house!
…..No, I'm not.
What?
Wait, what?

Why you mad?
Why you sad?
When you can be___ glad

I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.
You spilled AWAUGWAHGEG LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?

Why you mad?
Why you sad?
When you can be___ glad

fwisssshhhhhh

that's what he is.
a bum.
moves foot weirdly

Honey, you got a big storm comin'

I don't need friends; they disappoint me.

Oh my god I've got so much to do–
Chill out, relaxation

Is that the police? I'm calling the weed!

So I'm sittinf there, barbecue sauce on titties-
ARFHAHAHVARAFAHAHAAAARAHAVAAH rolls around on the floor

"If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone."
"I'm gone."
"Yeah NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF!!"

It's Wednesday my dudes… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I saw you hangin out with Caitlin the other day…
It's not what you think–
I won't hesitate, bitch

Okay so I wanted to post this but I just…

It's beyond words.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER!!!

Honestly one of my favorites if not my number 1

It's one of my favorites, but probably not number 1.

_{i don't need friends… they disappoint me}

SNAP

You're not coming to my tea party?!

BETHANY. I MADE.

BISCUITS!!

DAAAMN DANIEL