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Cat ears wearers will survive the apocalypse!

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@yeetus

I think, when the apocalypse comes, cat ears wearers will survive longer that non-cat ears wearers. This is because
a) Cat ears over an extra layer of protection, so if you were hit on the head with something, the cat ears might deflect it
b) Wearing cat ears means you love cats. Therefore cats will take you as one of them, and these sneaky creatures might just be the protection you need to survive the apocalypse
c) Wearing cat ears will give you a sense of purpose and hope. These traits are extremely important in times of apocalypse
d) Wearing cat ears might also allow to pass off as a giant cat and therefore sparing you from human-killing predators
e) Consistently wearing cat ears will make you used to weight on your head and therefore give you a stronger neck

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How do you come up with these ideas, Firebot?

@yeetus

Somehow…
Because this is a dare…
I always suggest mind-readers to get away from me because they might go mad from being in close vicinity to my brain

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Ah. Makes since. And honestly same lol.

@Trix

Omg I choose you when the apocalypse comes

@yeetus

Huh?

@Trix

I will find you and you will help me survive the apocalypse.

@yeetus

Why should I?

@Trix

Because you know the importance of cat ears… duh.

@yeetus

That was a dare…

@Trix

Shush

@yeetus

Hehe sorry

IT'S A DARE!

@Trix

Argggg pouts

@yeetus

Sorry

@Trix

You should be! No I'm jk loll…

@yeetus

Hehehehe

@ravens

So basically you’re saying Chat Noir would be the only one to survive the apocalypse

@yeetus

No….
I said a higher chance of survival but you'll die if you don't wear them

@ravens

I’m joking

@yeetus

Sorry

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@Knight-Shives group

I DON'T HAVE ANY CAT EARS!

@yeetus

Hahahaha

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@Knight-Shives group

How about a shirt or sweatshirt with cat ears on it?

@yeetus

No…

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hai

@yeetus

Hi

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how's life?

@yeetus

Existing…

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oki den

@yeetus

OK…