Confessions

confess thy sins here children

Nice try, dad

I murdered someone! I wanted to feel like god.

I don't actually have 3,852 siblings

…I pour milk before my cereal

I may have poisoned my science teacher's coffee last year.

I spit in someone's food because I hated them so much (and they don't know about it to this day)

I help people cheat on quizzes and tests and they do the same for me

I pronounce .Gif as jif instead of ghif because that's how it's supposed to be pronounced

^^

I say lmao like lah mayo

I ate straight peanut butter

I hate peanut butter with every piece of my existence but I have consumed straight cream cheese, guacamole, and even a spoonful of mayonnaise once

I pronounce .Gif as jif instead of ghif because that's how it's supposed to be pronounced

oh god

I haven't slept in three days, four hours, and fifteen minutes.

I haven't slept in three days, four hours, and fifteen minutes.

uh sir you should sleep

I haven't slept in three days, four hours, and fifteen minutes.

uh sir you should sleep

Three days, six hours, lost count of minutes.

Three days, nine hours.

My roommate farts in his sleep, and I haven't the heart to tell him that's the reason why we can't close the window in our dorm room. He's worse when he's drunk, too! It's like a rusty saw blade dragged across wood!

LMAO

I broke up a whole relationship on Roblox meep city ^