Cool Cat Cult

COOOOOL I AM HERE

LETS SPREAD THE WORD OF THE COOL CAT CULT! WE MUST WORSHIP ARE LORD COOL CAT BY SACRIFICING BULLIES

i’M COOL CAT AND I LOVE ALLLLLL KIDS (especially Ness and Lucas from earthbound OOF)

lE GASP NOT A BULLY! MY DADDY SAYS WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND (I’m literally dying of laughter IRL from this, I’m getting questioned.)

I can’t see the images but whatever you say!

Best part of the intire movie was when in the background a guy came out of his house, saw a furry yelling at small children, then proceeded to walk backwards back into his house like he saw nothing. I relate

HOI

Nah I can’t do this. It’s to much, I’ll still be apart of the cult. Meh I’ll just change my user.

OH MY GOD A NEW MEMBER

Lol yes

OH MY FUCK I FOUND ANOTHER COOL CAT MOVIE! ITS CALLED COOL CAT STOPS A SCHOOL SHOOTING

I WANT IT TO BE BOUGHT BY MY PARENTS!

There’s the trailer!

buys all merchandise there’s also books.

COOOL CAT IS SO COOOOLLLLL! WHY IS HE COOOOOOLLLLLL? BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS HE'S COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WOOOOOOOOOO

yes

Fun Cool Cat Fact:
Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting was originally funded on Indiegogo with a goal of $25,000. A Youtuber (who has sadly been terminated) called Mumkey Jones was going to play one of the shooters (his fans joked that he looked like one). In exchange, he told all his fans about the Indiegogo and told them to go fund the project. Close to the campaign's end, Daddy Derek changed the project to something a bit more kid-friendly, which pissed Mumkey off. In reply, Mumkey released a video telling his fans to refund their money from the project.
Sadly, it was never funded.
However, Mumkey released a short film called "Munkey Jones Stops a School Shooting" which was funded on a budget of $5 just to prove to Derek that you could make a high-quality film without such a high budget.

Oh my goodness, that mans a legend…

Here's the video if you're curious