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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

my vibe at the moment is just a mixture of the aesthetics of all the fictional characters i simp for

This feels like a callout post lmao

Anyone have any tips for dressing more masculine? Currently feeling dysphoric as hell

@croccin-champagne

okay for the soft grunge: wear lighter colors. include pastels and white, pair your neon with white, etc. wear simple jewelry, or flowered. get shirts with skulls on them surrounded by flowers. boom.

for max: wear men's clothes, wear non tight jeans, t shirts and flannels are your friend rn but leave them open. clunky work shoes or tennis shoes, wear a watch. hats. beanies. also zip up hoodies if you can

thanks crocs!

@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best

Thank y o u

@croccin-champagne

no problem!!

@croccin-champagne

listen up ladies and motherfuckers

i am, apparently, going to be some type of greaser-eque vibe for halloween. because i have the clothes and they're comfy enough to wear around my house.

anyway, anyone who feels comfortable doing so should like. post pics of your halloween costumes here, or friend me on insta to spam me with pictures

@berlioz

listen up ladies and motherfuckers

All I can say is thank you

@croccin-champagne

listen up ladies and motherfuckers

All I can say is thank you

there are only two gender binaries. women go into ladies should they choose, everyone else goes into the motherfucker category. i make the rules

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@Pickles group

listen up ladies and motherfuckers

All I can say is thank you

there are only two gender binaries. women go into ladies should they choose, everyone else goes into the motherfucker category. i make the rules

What if I'm a lady but I'll also fuck your mom?

@croccin-champagne

listen up ladies and motherfuckers

All I can say is thank you

there are only two gender binaries. women go into ladies should they choose, everyone else goes into the motherfucker category. i make the rules

What if I'm a lady but I'll also fuck your mom?

i don't think you're her type but either way. just be both

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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I'll probably put pics in the PM but I'm either going as Holden Caulfield or the Phantom of the Opera.

@croccin-champagne

sexy options or normal literature-accurate options?

@ElderGod-Icefire

My brother is going to be a plague doctor! I'm pretty sure that I'm going to be a victorian gentleman haha

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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Normal versions lol

@croccin-champagne

i'm slightly disappointed but also i understand

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@Moxie group

I'm super excited to post my costume, because it's very good and I'm excited for Halloween

I'm gonna be Link!! Not from any particular game bc I don't have the patience to make a super accurate cosplay, but I'm excited! Gonna show up to school in full-ass cosplay and nobody can stop me >:D

listen up ladies and motherfuckers

i am, apparently, going to be some type of greaser-eque vibe for halloween. because i have the clothes and they're comfy enough to wear around my house.

anyway, anyone who feels comfortable doing so should like. post pics of your halloween costumes here, or friend me on insta to spam me with pictures

oop I hand sewed this cosplay that I’m using as my Halloween costume and ngl I’m hella proud.

@croccin-champagne

again, i expect to see pictures or receive detailed descriptions of these costumes

I posted pics on my instaaaaaaa if you want thatttttttt

@croccin-champagne

y e s. whats your handle? am I already friends with you?

Nah hold up I’ll dm it to you

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omg crocs i'll totally send you pictures over insta
…also max what's your @ ?if you're comfy giving it to me, of course :)

Sure! It’s @ anxiety.noodles

@croccin-champagne

omg crocs i'll totally send you pictures over insta
…also max what's your @ ?if you're comfy giving it to me, of course :)

do iiitttt

@moss

my building cancelled Halloween this year but i might dress up as something lol i don't really have any ideas tho

@textsfromyourex

hi! i'm actually pretty good at makeup but color correcting confuses me very much and does anybody have any tips on how to feminize a face? i'd like to see if anyone has tips i haven't tried yet

@croccin-champagne

color correcting? as in, using different colored concealers for different uses?

also, eyeliner. learn how to use it on your waterline(i am fully willing to drop any tips i know if asked) and about what type of wings do what for your eye shape. use highlighter, and never underestimate using it along your brows. lip liner i think can help? and blush! definitely blush. gotta get that sexy 'what hollywood thinks women look like after running through the cold and into a warm house' look

@textsfromyourex

yeah the different colors don't really make sense to me. thanks for the other tips, i actually do most of them already but haven't reaally thought about waterline liner yet. i've also found that a lip color of some sort (especially red or mauve) works really well to make someone look more girly!