my friend came up to me and two of my other friends and said 'i know someone who likes one of you but i can't tell you who likes who' and we all lost our minds

I THINK IT MIGHT BE ME

because one of them already has a girlfriend and the other just broke up with someone.

so like,,,idk i'll try to get him to tell me who it is so ummmmmm yeah

so wait for updates my dudes

Oh boy I got stories. But the funny thing is that I am like full blood Scot, and he is like full blood Norse. We met and were like you're cute, and please never ask anyone out like he did, he held me over the edge of a boat, and said do you love me and I said yes, and he was like wanna go out, and I said yes, and then he dropped me in the water and then jumped in himself. Granted the water was like 50 degrees, but we've been together since. Plus, my mom and his mom are good friends, but we still have the viking/Scot rivalry and his grandmother and grandfather are like our grandson is in love with a Scot what has this world come too??? And yes the Fae thing, is 100% true 😂

Actually, one of the main reasons that I am convinced that my GF is Fae, is because iron burns her. Like, literally, she'll wear a bracelet or something she doesn't realize is made from iron, and she'll look down and see a hole burned into her skin. (She doesn't have any feeling in her extremities so she won't notice injuries until much later than is healthy.)

Also, don't worry, she asked me out and it was much better than being dropped off the side of a boat.

so in conclusion it was me but it's not zachary bayton

red has been flirting w me a Lot lately and it's just our dynamic bc we both have flirty energy but sometimes it feels like it's not rlly a joke tbh
she's got a bf but i really dont think she's interested in him, she told me she wasnt interested and then he asked her out and she was like 'ah sure why not'
she's prolly gna break up with him in like a month
even if she does get involved w me i dont rlly trust her w my feelings so i'd prolly just fool around with her until the end of the yr and nothing else cuz i need Physical Affection

Mango, as resident site-wide therapist, I am always here. Always. Okay?

i'm late lmao sorry
thanks btw <3

I'm on a good mooood! My Crush, he's literally an angel, like how the heck is he so amazing, I don't know but he is.

That sounds bad. I mean my viking has what I call beserker problems. He'll get in a rage and you literally can't calm him down. It's like a weird trait that his family carries. Idk what I have in me, but his parents have never seen someone calm him down like I do. But mainly I just do something that catches him off guard. It's weird. It's like I know what makes him tick, even before we had known each other. It's just weird.

I'm the opposite often with my GF. I'm still learning her and figuring out the best ways to help in different situations. Though, I have made a bad day much better for her by pulling out Swedish Fish and orange soda. (Both her absolute favorites) And when she was a kid, the no-nerves problem was even worse. She once had stepped on a nail, it impaled her foot, and she didn't realize until there was blood squishing from her foot as she walked.

THE DUDE TOLD ME TO VENT TO HIM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

also my crush ain't special or anything like you all with your fae and viking things
we're MIDWESTERN YEE HAW

HE SAID HE LIKES ME

Y'ALL HE LIKES ME

OH MY GOD MIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DID HE ASK YOU OUT OR SMTH BRTRVHNWGVB3BH

NO HE SAID "DO YOU LIKE ME OR SUM" AND I LIED OFC AND WAS LIKE "NAH YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND THO" AND HE GOES "DAMN FRIEND ZONED" AND I SAID "HBU? HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MY HOTNESS?"

AND HE GOES "A LITTLE"

AND HE CALLS ME A NERD CUZ I WRITE SO I SAID "ARE YOU SURE U LIKE A NERD" AND HE SAYS "YES"