Crushes

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I dOnT nEeD yOuR sAsS mIsTeR

He just texted me and asked if he should wear a regular tie or bow tie to hoco….um… why how should I know I literally pay no attention

Look up a pic of your fave celeb and see if they have a bow tie
Or long tie XD

I saw my crush in the mirror

Oh yeah, I relate to this so much. But sadly, I can't exactly marry myself, no matter how much I want to, so looks like I'll have to stick with this crush on this sUpeR boring guy who sings like an angel and has the smile of heaven itself. Ah well, guess we have to work with what we have.

GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED A THING

Okay. So. We were on the bus on the way to a competition and he was sitting in the seat behind my friend and I (the one that knows) and I was sitting on the inside (unimportant detail) and talking to one of our other friends and she says something like "Every time I see you sitting with them, I can't help but think you're being a third wheel on (me and my friend's names)'s date." And he goes "What if (my friend) is third wheeling on our date?" And he GRABS MY HAND and then he let go and was like "jk"
And he does this thing where he does something to me and I do it back and he says, "Are you flirting with me? Ew." And I drove him yesterday and he moved his hand toward the gear shift so I smacked it away and he goes, "Oh I thought you were going to hold my hand and I was like, no"

Idk. He's confusing

I have some things once my fingers thaw. It's cold outside

Some highlights:
Him: why do you have the air on?
Me: it's not, the windows are down
Him: why are they down?
Me: because I can't see
Him: yes that definitely makes sense dummy
We had the same conversation about the windshield wipers

Him: go through XXXX it's faster
Me: that's opposite direction of the school why would I do that?
Him: So you don't have to leave so early
Me: my sister has to be up there at 6:45 we have to leave this early

Him: are you talkin shit? You know what happens when you talk shit
(For context, he discovered that I'm ticklish and thus uses that randomly)
Me: I'm driving so I don't think so
Him: tickles me anyway

Him: how the fuck did we get here in four minutes?
Me: because we didn't go the opposite fucking direction to get here

Me: I'll drop her off closer to the doors so she gets there closer to on time
Me: gets lost and can't figure out which parking lot I'm in and where my spot is because I've never gone that way
Him: you're so DUMB we've been driving around for six minutes
Me: it's been TWO
Him: takes video of me being lost and sends it to all the flutes

Him: you aren't far enough forward
Me: yes I am
Him: no you're not
Me: I THINK I KNOW HOW SHORT MY CAR IS

Oh my gods, please just kiss him…

I really hope you're not talking to me

I TEXTED 'LOVE YOU' AND PLAYED IT OFF AS A MISTAKE BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE AND SAID IT BACK

Wait, wait, wait… WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? Please tell me he was serious!!!

Y E S
AND YOUR GIRL MIGHT BE GETTING A HOODIEEEE

AAAAAHHHH!!! happy shipping squeals

^^^^^^ WE HAVE A NEW SHIP. WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO CALL HIM FOR YOUR SHIP NAME

Some highlights:

you guys bicker like you've been married for 15 years and own a cat and three dogs

I'd low key be fine with that