Cult of the BUzz Buzz

There's something missing to these puns. A select BEEstone to hold it all together.

you cant BEE seroius.
How did this die?

I honestly have no idea lmao

Hello Queen Bee, its nice to BEE in your presence

Dusk I nearly choked on a cheezit while reading that pun lmao
But it is nice to BEEhold my cult following again

cheezits…..

what the hell are cheezits……….

im american but poor and i dont eat snacks…….

i seriously forgot what the hell cheezits are am i even american

tbh ive only had a twinkie once
i cant call myself a us citexen

cheezits…………

i need slep but cheezits……. what are cheezits

cheese nibbles

Lmao a cheezit is a highly manufactured cracker infused with cheese essence and topped with a sprinkling of cheap salt. Rather addicting but horrible after you eat like 5 bags in one sitting.

ew those things oooh they hurt

reels away from cheezits eeEEEW

I feel like you know that from experience. No judgement, I'd do the same with goldfish

I do indeed know from experience. Soccer season and away games does things to you where you instinctively buy 5 bags of cheezits and eat them all for dinner on the ride home and then fall into a food coma until waking up at home in your own bed, unsure of how you got there but very well aware of an alarm

oof….. a cheezit coma

Yup. I'm a high school senior by the way so I guess that only maximizes how much hornswaggling I actually get into lmao

hornswaggling……?
also imma go its like 10pm and i have shit to do tommorrow

Alrighty. Good night Connie. Sleep well and have good dreams (if you do dream at all).

I slept OK but had some realty type shit for dreams so if I didnt remember that is was a dream I wouldve crashed my IRL life

fingerguns can you beelieve that I'm still alive after spending an entire day on a plane?

Lmao I would be dead. I'm proud, shin

I like planes

Buzz buzz friends

Buzzzzzzz