Cute/Funny/Embarrassing stories from your childhood...!

Title explains it, share the stories from back when you were just a tiny bean
and ignore the fact that I’m still technically a child

Oof, when I was younger I couldn't pronounce anything, so I'd call everything the wrong name. Like, magazine was madigine and giraffe was just gaf.

I spoke with a really thick German accent when I was a kid, so when I told my (very American) kindergarten teacher that I needed to throw up and I felt bad, she didn't understand. So I accidentally threw up all over her :') whoopsy

I was trying to escape my sister one day. Looked back to see if she was still following me and promptly ran into a wall.

I shat on a mall Santa when I was extremely young. My parents were absolutely mortified, but we got a nice picture and the guy was extremely genial about it, something like "this was the last year for this suit anyway, I'll get a new one."

I also remember a few years later when we were getting pictures with Santa and then we saw him at Johnny Rockets half an hour later. My sister and I were absolutely amazed, but I don't remember if we got any more pictures from that day.