lock DA POTATO CULT!

HHHASDKJFLS

POTATO

exasperated beyond belief

Why the fork forking hell am I even here. I don’t belong here.

huh
who were you before king potato

The Potato Prince

But alas the last king suffered the fate of death in the end, he was fried

Rolls eyes

This chat honestly scares me.

It was tragic, the overseers had to have me ketchup with the local news before i ruled.

oh my god this is pa- Imean

interesting

yes thank you

…

Will you be my Spuddy?

The hell is that? A disease?

no it is a potato buddy, a spuddy

A

Spuddy

My autocorrect did not want me to type that

probably, so do you want to be my spuddy?

brief moment of existential crisis

SuRe

yay

Hehehheheehhehehheehhehe you know it

You must give up forks to be @King-Potato-Of-The-Potato-Kingdom's spuddy

No

Then you must swear that potatoes are better than forks

No

I can easily master a potato by stabbing it with one of my amazing treasures: the fork.

No, I will not tell that lie.

That fork must be a battle-fork then
Uncooked potatoes are very hard

You mean

any fork cult member’s fork?

They all have different forks

We have a lot of people in the FC too.

I’m not going to betray my cultists (since I am Fork Satan)

For some silly potato.

OK
Let's not fight over this
Let's come to an agreement that forks and potatoes are both awesome
And let's all stop harassing people because of some silly thing like this

ya ya sure.

Also the FC isn’t harassing anyone

War of the cults.

No
We don’t need war
Someone write a peace treaty

lazes about lazily