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@Yamatsu
  1. Sure
  2. Jormungandr, which you shorten to Yormy.
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@ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸
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Yes,
William snakespeare

Edit: aw shit, Eva beat me to it :(

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Consider it this way, now there's two votes for William Snakespeare!

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Pog!!

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@larcenistarsonist group

Nov. 5th:

you're presented three buckets by a cute lil farm lesbian wearing ratty grass-stained overalls with a straw hat and freckles and leaves in her hair and she also has no shoes: one of them is full of frogs, another is holding a dozen neat ass knives (all of the knives are covered in multiple questionable substances), and the last is just an empty bucket but it has a hole in the bottom and the hole is labelled "hole". which bucket do you accept?
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@Serpentess language
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Definitely the one with the knives. I’m a sucker for knives.

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@tomat brightness_7

I'd take the one with frogs but I'm afraid I won't be able to feed and raise them, so I'll take the knives

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@tomat brightness_7

although the "hole" bucket looks oddly suspicious and I get a feeling that it would be useful in the future

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@squiddicus language

Either the frogs, so I can open an amphibian centre, or the one with the hole so I can loudly parade across the hills singing 'there's a hole in my bucket'

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gimme hole.

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@Mojack group

The hole bucket.
Not the frogs, because I have cats and no space for frogs (if I got a bucket of them, I would like space for them to live comfortably)
And I just like the hole bucket. I mean knives are cool and all but I want the hole bucket.

@Yamatsu

The frogs. Why would I take a bucket with a hole in it? It's not even a bucket if it has a hole! At least I could either take care of the frogs or eat them in an emergency.

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Knives but can I just take her as my wife and/or life partner instead?

@berlioz

The frog one because idk if she's taking care of them. I can release them or something.

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@Pickles group

Knives. Cause sharp and pretty

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

I run off with the farm lesbian and we leave the buckets behind, i carry her through the forest so she doesn't step on any sharp rocks

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@Fenris-Wolf group

I want to say knives, cause I collect daggers, throwing knives etc., but if they're more like kitchen knives, I'll pass and take the frogs. I'll raise them as my children.

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@larcenistarsonist group

Nov. 6th:

what letter do you think needs to be violently yeeted from the alphabet?
also: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Did you see a keysmash or the alphabet? if you say a keysmash, you're gay. If you saw the alphabet, you're straight.
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@tomat brightness_7
  1. Ʊ
  2. a keymash
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@Fenris-Wolf group
  1. C. It's pointless. K can make k sound and s can make the s sound. C can go yeet itself.
  2. Keysmash. Took me a sec to realize it was the alphabet.
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  1. None, but I've got some recommendations for words (for example, anything that ends with "ckle")
  2. Keysmash first, alphabet upon further looks
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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
  1. None, but I've got some recommendations for words (for example, anything that ends with "ckle")

pickle???

anyway

  1. K, just don't like it
  2. thats a keysmash wait
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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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Pickle can stay but stuff like "chuckle" or "suckle" are getting the wall

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@larcenistarsonist group

So anything ending in -uckle

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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Yeah but also "tickle"

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@ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸
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  1. G. It's homophobic.
  2. Keysmash
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@Mojack group
  1. none of them
  2. I personally suck at doing keysmashes and yet I immediately saw a keysmash. Really says something about me
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@larcenistarsonist group

Nov. 7th:

What is one animal that will forever continue to confuse you wildly?
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@tomat brightness_7

the Porifera

why in the world are these animals

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My cat in particular