Describing the Greek/Roman pantheon, but while being aggressive and petty, also memes

Fact: Demeter is the overprotective anti-vax mom.
Fact: Apollo isn't bisexual, he's "Bi himself.
Fact: Hades and Persephone are the only gods who don't need marriage counseling.

oh my god this is amazing
i can't think of anything but yeah

lmao