Does Anyone Know Bugs Really Well?

I have a very buggy problem

Help

Okay! Thanks!

So to start off, I live in MD.

Aaaaand I haven’t seen this bug around before, except in my chaotic room.

It’s a brownish-black color with an orange stripe down the middle. It’s about a 5 centimeters long and it looks kinda fuzzy. I’ve only seen a coulle crawling around but I need to know if they’re dangerous.

Is it thin? Fat? Does it resemble a beetle, wasp, cockroach, ext? Does it have a distinct pattern?

It’s pretty fat and it kinda represents a pill beetle… except the brown and orange. He only pattern through the few I’ve seen around is the orange stripe around the middle, and they’re very tough. Very. I have to stab them through in order to kill them.

Is it like a caterpillar? Sounds sort of like a wooly bear coloration wise and because it’s fuzzy. And I’m pretty sure they’re harmless good bois

If they are thank godddddddd cuz they’re just so cuddly I can’t kill them it’s their room too ;u;

Gtg right now, do you think you can get a pic of one?

I can’t find any! They’re so slippery! Like whenever I see one, I blink and it’s gone! They’re usually on my floor, though, if that helps. I’ve never seen one flying or on ,y walls.

Like this?

No. They’re fatter, slightly longer and have a pill-shape to them.

That's a cockroach…. Kill them on sight.

How do you post a picture from the internet?

Click the picture then copy the URL

Nonononononononoooooo they’re not that big.

i KNOW A COCKROACH

Well you double click them and then push Copy image address and then paste it.

????

They’re not that fuzzy…

Ugh it’s so hard to explain I’m sorry.

They’re a lot smaller than that. Like, 5 centimeters as I said.

But the shape and pattern is right.

????

Not this either I’n sorry!

velvet ant??

No not that. It’s more like a smol caterpillar? But smaller?

I know what they are. Larder Beetles. Maybe. Not sure but okay that’s what I’m basing it on.

Any advice? Hahehehahe