Don't Be Suspicious
Rip my innocence. I was such a good child.
funny tumblr posts all summer and effectively ruin my innocence lmao
me with reddit now
yall had zero innocence the moment you met me.
I happily sacrificed it to the Dark Lord
It was what I had to give in order to be in the exclusive club of “Eris”
brain: put on the colored contacts
me: mmokay.
brain: now the wig
me:….wait why.
brain: you gotta
me: but why
brain: secret identity
me:……..mmokay
I swear Im an adult with a full time job at a fortune 500 company and yet without additional adult supervision I have no impulse control.
Ig there wasn't enough left of mine for me to get in
why are you still under the impression that I dont like you
I'm in the Eris Club? :-[
i like to think sometimes that i still have a shred of innocence left, considering i never seem to get anyone's jokes
…but then i remember that they don't get my jokes either
from the moment I looked up blue waffle
Now I both want and don't want to.
i like to think sometimes that i still have a shred of innocence left, considering i never seem to get anyone's jokes
…but then i remember that they don't get my jokes either
Eh, sometimes I don't get my own jokes.
group
from the moment I looked up blue waffle
Now I both want and don't want to.
Trust me you don’t want to, it’s not pleasant. It’s not 100% gross, but I’m just weird like that
i saw it on a list of things to never google, so i never googled it, and i'm guessing y'all probably shouldn't either
I will not.
Blue Waffles is a fictional std that makes you blue and warty down there.
*not fictional
I have named my alter ego– Anya
and she is the bubbliest red head you ever did see.
…'Kay.
group
I wanna make a mural in my room
But I'm sick and I don't plan on leaving my bed for more than like.. half an hour for a few days.
…'Kay.
shush you. I can do what I want
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever been triggered into dissociating by a song? :)
…'Kay.
shush you. I can do what I want
Indeed you can. But saying something like that is more likely for me to say, not you.
…'Kay.
shush you. I can do what I want
Indeed you can. But saying something like that is more likely for me to say, not you.
huh?
why are you ruining my fun???
Well now I must see her