Don't Be Suspicious

Indeed. My xgf is an alto and her voice was sexier than anything else.

I don't know why my first thought was "but have you seen pineapple?"
I think I need help

Intense flashback to the shitty first draft of my DYSTOPIAN NOVEL where two characters flirted about one wearing a pineapple shirt.

Uncomfortable silence

Like I said yesterday, if I met Past!Me today, I'd strangle her to death.

I think I might too

PLEASE do
~~And leave my corpse on the beach for Ice to find. ~~

No way, I want your corpse for myself

Indeed. My xgf is an alto and her voice was sexier than anything else.

I don't know why my first thought was "but have you seen pineapple?"
I think I need help

Intense flashback to the shitty first draft of my DYSTOPIAN NOVEL where two characters flirted about one wearing a pineapple shirt.

Uncomfortable silence

Like I said yesterday, if I met Past!Me today, I'd strangle her to death.

I think I might too

PLEASE do
~~And leave my corpse on the beach for Ice to find. ~~

No way, I want your corpse for myself

Aight.

Indeed. My xgf is an alto and her voice was sexier than anything else.

I don't know why my first thought was "but have you seen pineapple?"
I think I need help

Intense flashback to the shitty first draft of my DYSTOPIAN NOVEL where two characters flirted about one wearing a pineapple shirt.

Uncomfortable silence

Like I said yesterday, if I met Past!Me today, I'd strangle her to death.

I think I might too

PLEASE do
~~And leave my corpse on the beach for Ice to find. ~~

No way, I want your corpse for myself

D: no she said I could have it, you Monster lover

Absolutely not

Indeed. My xgf is an alto and her voice was sexier than anything else.

I don't know why my first thought was "but have you seen pineapple?"
I think I need help

Intense flashback to the shitty first draft of my DYSTOPIAN NOVEL where two characters flirted about one wearing a pineapple shirt.

Uncomfortable silence

Like I said yesterday, if I met Past!Me today, I'd strangle her to death.

I think I might too

PLEASE do
~~And leave my corpse on the beach for Ice to find. ~~

No way, I want your corpse for myself

D: no she said I could have it, you Monster lover

Absolutely not

Settle down, m'ladies.
You can both have my corpse. Cut it in half vertically or something.

Like King Solomon.

Settle down, m'ladies.
You can both have my corpse. Cut it in half vertically or something.

Calm down Solomon

Settle down, m'ladies.
You can both have my corpse. Cut it in half vertically or something.

Calm down Solomon

I can't believe this is the second time we've said/referenced the exact same thing in our responses in under a week-

I still need to decide who gets my corpse.

Moi?

I still need to decide who gets my corpse.

Moi?

Will we share? :)

I still need to decide who gets my corpse.

Moi?

Will we share? :)

Obviously.

What the hell have I woken up to?

I still need to decide who gets my corpse.

Moi?

Will we share? :)

Obviously.

I'm still your lab assistant tho, right?

Yeah. Pickles is my dearest friend and benefactor though.

Yeah. Pickles is my dearest friend and benefactor though.

I see how it is. clearly you would not value any corpse of mine.

:O she wasn't talking about your corpse
It would be greatly appreciated

Yeah. Pickles is my dearest friend and benefactor though.

I see how it is. clearly you would not value any corpse of mine.

I would, you just haven't given me a good name for our relationship. Like how Emi is Mom, Eris is Martini Aunt, and Pickles is Dearest Friend and Benefactor.

Yeah. Pickles is my dearest friend and benefactor though.

I see how it is. clearly you would not value any corpse of mine.

:O she wasn't talking about your corpse
It would be greatly appreciated

Nay. I shall only donate my corpse to those who truly value me.

Bruh we've both referred to you as one of our best friends on a multitude of occasions

Give it to Reed?
Or me.

I'll steal it

The plan for my corpse is that it'll be used to nurture trees (fruit trees) so one day there will be people eating my body's nutrients.

Dude that's so metal, I love it-

I'll steal it