Don't Be Suspicious

TOAST IS BOMB

but oatmeal with brown sugar, dried fruit and made with steamed milk instead of water is literally life.

Also, oatmeal tastes like what would happen if you took soggy Lucky Charms without the marshmallows and microwaved them with a teaspoon of maple syrup. It's disgusting, almost flavorless mush pretending to be breakfast.

Dude you gotta make it with fresh apples and cinnamon and maple and then its d e l i c i o u s

But why do that if you could just eat the cinnamon apples and skip the microwaved Lucky Charms?

Ohhhhh almond milk gives it that extra umph. I love it

Well, my mom usually doesn't spoil me enough to use milk in oatmeal, so maybe that's the problem, although I doubt milk alone will help much. Maybe some heavy cream mixed in-

Ohhhhh almond milk gives it that extra umph. I love it

mmmmmm nut juice (i love almond milk)

Ohhhhh almond milk gives it that extra umph. I love it

mmmmmm nut juice (i love almond milk)

I recommend not saying this out loud. XD

m̸͓̟̙͈m̴̺̲m̲̠̠͙m̪̱̱̩͇͢ ̞̩̺̘̰̭͍̕N̦͍̫̫̲̲ͅU̥T̫͢ ̨̬̬̫̹J̷̝̖͇ͅṴ̥͇̬̙͡I̱̘͍͕͔̣̜Ć͚͚̜̙̠̣̰E̜̯͈̖̹̱

_{that milky nut juice}

_{am i just high or did that make no sense}

some of us are lactose intolerant, susan

YoU Can'T miLK aN aLmOnDdDdDdDd!!?1!!!111

Yes we grow the almonds to have tits so we humans, an actual functioning multicellular being with mammal-like tits, can milk them.

U M

Can I just say,,.,,, what the
FUCK

I will not put up with blatant stupidity.

I will not put up with blatant stupidity.

guess i better go then ahaha

It is called milk because it is a drinkable substance that is a good dietary replacement for actual dairy products because of the calcium and protein content. The word “milk” has been long been used to describe whitish liquids that don't necessarily come from mammary glands for years.

I will not put up with blatant stupidity.

guess i better go then ahaha

:P you are humorous, not stupid

I will not put up with blatant stupidity.

guess i better go then ahaha

:P you are humorous, not stupid

That might be the nicest thing someone has said to me all day, thansk

finger guns

I can be nice

dang it this is the RUDENESS chat it's not supposed to make me smile

finger guns

I can be nice

Bruh dude you are nice. You just also have no tolerance for bullshit, which is nice in it's own way.