Don't Be Suspicious

As far as I know, nobody's got any beef with me. But if I like do something that's annoying or bad, please PM me so I can fix it. Please~!

Comparing food to issues seems to make a more relaxed and humorous environment, making many issues more bearable to discuss and overcome.

Beef tea sounds like a really weird term for broth

True…

Just gonna pop in to say
You know how 'spill the tea' has replaced 'spill the beans' in slang?
And how people sometimes just say 'tea'?
What if 'spill the tea' never became a popular saying and so people would just be walking up to their friends and going 'beans' and then their friend shares the drama.
Okay! Bye!

Also I'm highkey surprised that no one has tea with me, I thought I'd've been roasted by now

You’re a great person and I agree, I have friends of friends who do it and it makes me absolutely sick…

If anyone who gets on has issues with me, please spill the tea. I want to feel pain.

Just gonna pop in to say
You know how 'spill the tea' has replaced 'spill the beans' in slang?
And how people sometimes just say 'tea'?
What if 'spill the tea' never became a popular saying and so people would just be walking up to their friends and going 'beans' and then their friend shares the drama.
Okay! Bye!

Also I'm highkey surprised that no one has tea with me, I thought I'd've been roasted by now

Ohmylordy I saw this posted on tumblr the other day and laughed my ass off. Can you image the absurdity of saying beans randomly? XD

Beef tea sounds like a really weird term for broth

wouldn't beef tea just be stew?

high thought

I haven't been mentioned either…I feel like I've offended someone by now…

Beef tea sounds like a really weird term for broth

wouldn't beef tea just be stew?

high thought

Nah. It's an older English term for almost-not-broth-but-it's-pretty-much-still-broth.

are you going to debate with me the differences between stew and broth?

I haven't been mentioned either…I feel like I've offended someone by now…

GUYS

You are missing the point

If no one has stew/broth with you that is a good thing.

I haven't been mentioned either…I feel like I've offended someone by now…

GUYS

You are missing the point

If no one has stew/broth with you that is a good thing.

NO
I'm not perfect, people hate me. I want them to stop lying to me so I can feel so pain! I want people to tell me why they don't like me. It's the worst feeling knowing you're not a good person but no one will open their eyes to it.

I haven't been mentioned either…I feel like I've offended someone by now…

GUYS

You are missing the point

If no one has stew/broth with you that is a good thing.

NO
I'm not perfect, people hate me. I want them to stop lying to me so I can feel so pain! I want people to tell me why they don't like me. It's the worst feeling knowing you're not a good person but no one will open their eyes to it.

Especially If you make everyone feel upset.

Do you know how to make it Eris? It's more complicated than that.

I'm a chef, my friend.

Beef tea sounds like a really weird term for broth

wouldn't beef tea just be stew?

high thought

Nah. It's an older English term for almost-not-broth-but-it's-pretty-much-still-broth.

are you going to debate with me the differences between stew and broth?

Debate! Debate! Debate! Debate!

NO
I'm not perfect, people hate me. I want them to stop lying to me so I can feel so pain! I want people to tell me why they don't like me. It's the worst feeling knowing you're not a good person but no one will open their eyes to it.

Especially If you make everyone feel upset.

Okay but literally no one has said anything….about how horrible you guys are? Or has anything negative to say? So how can what you say be true?

Unless you want fake broth/stew?

NO
I'm not perfect, people hate me. I want them to stop lying to me so I can feel so pain! I want people to tell me why they don't like me. It's the worst feeling knowing you're not a good person but no one will open their eyes to it.

Especially If you make everyone feel upset.

Okay but literally no one has said anything….about how horrible you guys are? Or has anything negative to say? So how can what you say be true?

Unless you want fake broth/stew?

Look, i've had my skirmishes. And people have listed me as people they have issues with, but no one has said shit.

Do you know how to make it Eris? It's more complicated than that.

I'm a chef, my friend.

And all chefs know how to make beef tea do they?

I should HOPE so.

well damn. Mox stole the debate right out from under me. XD

Broth: soup consisting of meat or vegetable chunks, and often rice, cooked in stock
Stew: a dish of meat and vegetables cooked slowly in liquid in a closed dish or pan.

Technically Stew isnt really a soup per se… more of a juicy thick dish served with a bread. Broth is considered a soup.

NO
I'm not perfect, people hate me. I want them to stop lying to me so I can feel so pain! I want people to tell me why they don't like me. It's the worst feeling knowing you're not a good person but no one will open their eyes to it.

Especially If you make everyone feel upset.

Okay but literally no one has said anything….about how horrible you guys are? Or has anything negative to say? So how can what you say be true?

Unless you want fake broth/stew?

Look, i've had my skirmishes. And people have listed me as people they have issues with, but no one has said shit.

Other than your 'skirmishes' I havent seen anyone single you out…. I would be grateful.