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@croccin-champagne

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Oh my god. How tf do you keep them spotless when you should be trying not to literally die?

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@Pickles group

Because if your Uggs are dirty then there's no point in living because everyone will see them and be like ew, Becky couldn't even keep her boots clean what a fake

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I love this assault on Becky and her fashion sense.

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Becky is the zombie heroine we need, not the zombie heroine we deserve.

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"Hi my name is Becky Darkness Dementia Raven Way and I have long, golden blonde hair (that's how I got my name!) and blue eyes. Some people tell me I look like [insert blonde white celebrity here]. I was walking through the woods with my MCR shirt and Uggs on when some zombies attacked me1! I put up my middle finger at them."

@_sleeby_rat_

I snorted oh my god

@croccin-champagne

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@Pickles group

I snorted oh my god

^^^^

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My eyes are fucking bleeding. I hate Becky even more now.

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Also– why THE FUCK do people actually start their novels like that?

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That’s a VERY good question.

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That is such a huge turn off for me that I actually vomit

@croccin-champagne

It's the best way to start a novel if you're trying to scare off anyone with actual taste in books.

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”Hey, I’m [insert cliché name here] and this is the story of how I [insert cliché plot here].”

@croccin-champagne

Something along the lines of Hannah, Sarah, Sophia(not Sofia, it's always the same spelling), and a last name like Flynn or Quinn or Davison

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shudders

Well at least we know that no matter how weird our stories are–we still have a chance at getting published.

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Not gonna lie my first story started with the cliche 'character wakes up and gets dressed' thing with a dreamlike prologue.
Thank the Lord I've gotten better at writing since age 13

@croccin-champagne

oh wow, mood?

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Now it starts at a ball, although that also might get changed

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I just looked at the beginning of my first story. This was it:

”I’m running. My lungs are burning like fires in my chest and my throat feels as raspy as a forest of thorns. I don’t even have to look behind me to know that they are still after me. Never that they would stop chasing someone like me. Never that they would stop chasing a redeyed.”

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@Moxie group

Mine is an epic battle scene between a superhero and a robot

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Your first story???

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My first story actually started with a bizarre af dream sequence.

@croccin-champagne

Mine started with a girl breaking out of a cabin she'd been locked in after being kidnapped. The writing was shit, but the premise wasn't horrible.

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My first was a fourth wall break intro laden w exposition. It was awful.

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@Mojack group

My very first story was about these two wolves living in a forest. That's about it.

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I wrote about a small family's life being ruined by a fire lmao

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@Pickles group

My sister's first story started off with a girl named Athena putting her book down, taking a bath, and coming back to find her book missing. I don't remember what mine was. I kinda started a bunch at once

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I wrote about a small family's life being ruined by a fire lmao

Dude so did I!! The dream sequence was about when the MC's house was torched lmao

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I don’t think I’m going to mention mine