Don't Be Suspicious

ooooh snap

Would it be creepy to ask you to post a picture?
We like cute guys here
_{Yep that's creepy}

You. Want. To. See. A. Picture. Of. MY. Boyfriend.

To observe his cuteness.
To comment on his cuteness.
To think about his cuteness.

Yes.
Indeed.

quietly watches this play out

Would it be creepy to ask you to post a picture?
We like cute guys here
_{Yep that's creepy}

You. Want. To. See. A. Picture. Of. MY. Boyfriend.

To observe his cuteness.
To comment on his cuteness.
To think about his cuteness.

Yes.
Indeed.

Why?

Would it be creepy to ask you to post a picture?
We like cute guys here
_{Yep that's creepy}

You. Want. To. See. A. Picture. Of. MY. Boyfriend.

To observe his cuteness.
To comment on his cuteness.
To think about his cuteness.

Yes.
Indeed.

Why?

We appreciate cute people.
We also must see and judge the man who not only makes our lovely evil aunt happy, but blocked her bowling scores with his head the first time they met.

Hmm >.>

bruh just like, let it go

she doesn't wanna show you her boyfriend -.-

Again why do you want to see him so much?

Emi has seen him, she can vouch.

He's v beautiful they are a good couple.

I thought it was fun.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9aEB6l3LOKfMFQ1T0ptZFVLdWV1RjBsZ1lnUmRhcmg4b1Fz

Isn't he darling?

incredible picture of him

He really is so handsome!

Okay, but we can all agree who the real handsomest boi is

See? I do not ask for much. It is a lovely photo and he is cute indeed.

Okay, but we can all agree who the real handsomest boi is

My Crow? My Dragon? My Boyfriend? My Brat Prince Cat?

MY SON, OBVIOUSLY

His name is Leo and he is best boi
Yes, I realize this is the only picture I ever post of him, I'm too lazy to upload a new one

oooh pooopppppyyyyyyy

Itsadoggo!!!

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9aEB6l3LOKfSzZyVzhSVEZrUjlVeG55ZG9WcDNVZ0d5WGY4

This is him for realios though.
Sighs
Literal sunshine

and then me:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9aEB6l3LOKfUmQzU3Nrbjd6dDNmenJVOWVJZjBVRDR1OWFR

literal antichrist.

I have no idea how this works.

_{silently chanting Ship! Ship! Ship! Ship!}

He looks like a mix between Harry Styles, Prince William and some other wealthy billionaire
And you're just a hottie

….So British? lol even though he's far from it.

Oh, not what I meant, lol

hmmmm. (shrug)

okay then

YOU KNOW WHAT'S PISSING ME OFF? THE FACT THAT I LEFT THE HOUSE WITH MY HAIR IRONED STRAIGHT BUT NOW LOOK AT IT. IT'S AS STRAIGHT AS ELLEN DEGENERES WITH A RAINBOW COMING OUR OF HER ASS.

I'm done with mother nature's shit today, cuz for Hell's sake gurl JUST LET ME STRAIGHTEN MY MOTHERTRUCKEN HAIR AND LET IT STAY THAT WAY.