I'm too needy to be someone's 18th wife

Understandable, have a nice day

I'm too needy to be someone's 18th wife

but you won't be my 18th.
You'll be my 24th.

I'm too needy to be someone's 18th wife

Is it acceptable to be my fifth wife/second husbando?

nah, i'm good

now my 26th
this is only getting better baylee

Eris better've eaten yesterday

Awkward chuckle intensifies

I'm the size of 26 people

I'm either the one and only, or the none

Whoever said I'd be pissed when I came back………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….come on man have a lil more faith in me. XD

ANSWER MY PM ABOUT MARRYING ME ERIS

Eris better've eaten yesterday

Awkward chuckle intensifies

I'M MAD

Not related to any of………..this, but I read Hamlet for school and enjoyed it, but now Hamlet is like my favorite fictional character and I think that might be a problem, idk

If Eris is marrying people I also want in

ANSWER MY PM ABOUT MARRYING ME ERIS

NO ONE IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK ME OUT IN THE OPEN. WHY SHOULD I ACCEPT?????

Not related to any of………..this, but I read Hamlet for school and enjoyed it, but now Hamlet is like my favorite fictional character and I think that might be a problem, idk

I identify as Hamlet. (Just ask Jynnie)

So I understand the feel

MARRY ME ERIS

DOM ASKED YOU OUT IN THE OPEN

DOM I TOLD ERIS YOU'RE ALMOST SIX FOOT YOU'RE 5'11 RIGHT

Not related to any of………..this, but I read Hamlet for school and enjoyed it, but now Hamlet is like my favorite fictional character and I think that might be a problem, idk

I identify as Hamlet. (Just ask Jynnie)

So I understand the feel

Ah good. I'm not the only one lmao

_{Lmao, this is honestly just crazy}

_{completely preposterous, but we're having fun lol}

You answered with Completely preposterous. I’m so glad I married you.

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DOM I TOLD ERIS YOU'RE ALMOST SIX FOOT YOU'RE 5'11 RIGHT

1. Yeah.
2. Why though?

1. GOOD
2. I'M ESSENTIALLY TELLING ERIS IF SHE MARRIES ME SHE CAN ADOPT YOU

……………………….?

Damn all the people in my DMs rn…..

I'll leave your DMs alone lol

Half the time on this chat I'm unsure of wether I should be laughing my ass off or not.

Half the time on this chat I'm unsure of wether I should be laughing my ass off or not.

Idk who you are but wanna get married?