@Althalosian-is-the-father March 27, 2020

I didn't make it up, it's a legitimate thing

Oh.

@Althalosian-is-the-father March 27, 2020

ahhh nothing like opening a letter from a friend you haven’t spoken to in a while only to find out it’s physical chain mail

Me with every envelope ever.

@Pickles March 27, 2020

This is the same feeling as when it's around your birthday and you're told you have mail. Only to find out it's just more college stuff. Take notes, Ella

Deleted user March 27, 2020

sigh

@Althalosian-is-the-father March 27, 2020

But a sigh of what?

@evastardust RRAAAARRL March 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

All women are queens, Miriam

IF SHE BREATHES
SHE'S A THOT

~~GET THEE TO A NUNNERY~~

What, do you think I meant country matters?

Deleted user March 28, 2020

tired

@evastardust RRAAAARRL March 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

@Anemone March 28, 2020

Sleep is for weak potatoes!

@Pickles March 28, 2020

Sleep is for weak potatoes!

*Wimpy
Wasn't it? Heck now I don't rememberrr

@Anemone March 28, 2020

Well now I need to find out.

@Anemone March 28, 2020

Found it. Yeah it was wimpy

Deleted user March 28, 2020

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Eva it was like 9 when you posted that lmao how tf are you tired

@evastardust RRAAAARRL March 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Eva it was like 9 when you posted that lmao how tf are you tired

…..very. I've been going to sleep at 12:30 for the past week.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL March 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Wait I misread that as "how tired are you"
Nevermind

@The-N-U-T-Cracker March 28, 2020

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Eva it was like 9 when you posted that lmao how tf are you tired

…..very. I've been going to sleep at 12:30 for the past week.

Wait I misread that as "how tired are you"
Nevermind

and here we have it folks, the biggest mood of the decade

@evastardust RRAAAARRL March 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Eva it was like 9 when you posted that lmao how tf are you tired

…..very. I've been going to sleep at 12:30 for the past week.

Wait I misread that as "how tired are you"
Nevermind

and here we have it folks, the biggest mood of the decade

Hey now, we've got 9 years left.
Hopefully.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker March 28, 2020

i dunno, at this rate-

@The-N-U-T-Cracker March 28, 2020

Anyway my older brother’s not-actually-girlfriend-but-everyone-ships-them-so-they-might-as-well-be just turned 21 and her parents made her a cake entirely of corona beer cans stacked on top of each other with little virus cupcakes for decoration
It’s great

Deleted user March 28, 2020

I want an autograph from the Allstate insurance guy

@evastardust RRAAAARRL March 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

I want one from Flo from Progressive, and Jake from State Farm.

Deleted user March 28, 2020

which Jake, tho? cause there's another one now

@evastardust RRAAAARRL March 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

All of the Jakes.

Deleted user March 28, 2020

gross nasty

Deleted user March 28, 2020

The marriage is already falling apart

Deleted user March 28, 2020

😭

why you do this

Deleted user March 28, 2020

I am but a simple thumb who doesn't have a brain. The reasoning behind my doings can only be found in the stars

@evastardust RRAAAARRL March 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

I am but a simple thumb who doesn't have a brain. The reasoning behind my doings can only be found in the stars

road to el dorado GIF

Deleted user March 28, 2020

The stars say you cant divorce me.

meanie

Deleted user March 28, 2020

Then I must lisiten to them

Don't Be Suspicious

😭