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Don't Be Suspicious

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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

My stash is overflowing
I’m many happy

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

…so i created Dr Phlorax

this is by far the most cursed thing i've seen all day
why did i make this
what has my life come to
who am i
(i also have an open mouth version if anyone wants to see it for whatever gosh forsaken reasons)

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Thanks, I hate it

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I love it
Show me the open mouth one

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Dr. Phlorax, open mouth version, now with an even shinier head

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@Anemone eco

Perfection.

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Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

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@Pickles group

Phileander

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done

Guys. I found where I buried my treasure. And all my amethysts were there!!!

MY PRETTY TREASURE!!!!!!!

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You better fucking send it to me, Mir

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Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

K but same, I wanna fuck around with some bloody urban fantasy sort of stuff with my characters. This may or may not be because I've been listening to a lot of TGWDLM lately and inserting my characters into the songs-

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Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

K but same, I wanna fuck around with some bloody urban fantasy sort of stuff with my characters. This may or may not be because I've been listening to a lot of TGWDLM lately and inserting my characters into the songs-

NO SAME I WANNA DO SOMETHING V I O L E N T

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Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

K but same, I wanna fuck around with some bloody urban fantasy sort of stuff with my characters. This may or may not be because I've been listening to a lot of TGWDLM lately and inserting my characters into the songs-

NO SAME I WANNA DO SOMETHING V I O L E N T

I have an idea and I wanna write itttttt-

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Kinda in the mood to write some fanfic…

K but same, I wanna fuck around with some bloody urban fantasy sort of stuff with my characters. This may or may not be because I've been listening to a lot of TGWDLM lately and inserting my characters into the songs-

NO SAME I WANNA DO SOMETHING V I O L E N T

I have an idea and I wanna write itttttt-

Same
But there's one issue with my idea
I can't write

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

i have no ideas and can’t write
honestly why am i still trying

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@Pickles group

Same

I got a necklace today and now I'm that much more prepared to be a YA apocalyptic protagonist

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Lowkey forgot it was Easter

but this happened

Me: cleaning house because parents are coming over as they do on sundays. rocking out to some marilyn manson
Mama Woods: apparently knocked??? but i couldn't hear it so she let herself in with her key. no biggie she does it all the time:
Me: *Still rocking out has no idea my parents are in the house

Mama Woods: BOO!
Me: high pitched startle scream The Fuck?! Mom you scared the Jesus out of me?!
Mama Woods: Not that there was any Jesus to begin with.
Mein Father: Can you two not blaspheme today? I'm trying to get in good with the Almighty.

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W H E E Z E

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My cat crawled onto my lap during livestream mass yesterday and attacked my hand D:
It was during the reading about Isaac and Abraham on the mountain which seems fitting lol

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@Anemone eco

Could you explain to me why it's fitting? I have no clue what you're talking about.

I know what she's talking about but I still can't piece together the connection.

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Because in that moment I'd have sacrificed her for the greater good without hesitation.
Just kidding I still wouldn't, but she was being very naughty.

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@Pickles group

oh I was like child sacrifice = annoying cat?

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I'm just glad she stayed away from the candles.

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Glad everyone is blaspheming properly today. XD

@croccin-champagne

does eating over a pound of shark gummies count or do i need to go defenestrate my sister

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Do both