Don't Be Suspicious

Also Prince George has a dog named Blanche, he stole his brother's vial of water from the Pond (long story) to make her immortal.

gosh darn it i swear if my eyes don't stop leaking i'm gonna have to get new ones, this is stupid

I want new eyes, preferably ones that can a) see well and b) not feel like they have sand in them when there's no sand in them.

I just want eyes that match! One of my eyes is far-sighted and the other is near-sighted and it sucks

Nifty
I also want eyes that can see

Two of my characters have cats. Victor's is named Adam (because he always eats things he shouldn't be eating)

Literary gold.

Thank you. Let's be real, that's not the only reason he's named Adam.

Wait what's the other reason?

Adam is the name often given to the Creature from Frankenstein, due to a line in the book and some of Mary Shelley's journals.

Two of my characters have cats. Victor's is named Adam (because he always eats things he shouldn't be eating)

Literary gold.

Thank you. Let's be real, that's not the only reason he's named Adam.

Wait what's the other reason?

Adam is the name often given to the Creature from Frankenstein, due to a line in the book and some of Mary Shelley's journals.

conclusion: Adam without Eve is still kinda trashy

Oh nice! I don't think I knew that.^^

No problem, dispensing random knowledge is a favorite hobby of mine!

Two of my characters have cats. Victor's is named Adam (because he always eats things he shouldn't be eating)

Literary gold.

Thank you. Let's be real, that's not the only reason he's named Adam.

Wait what's the other reason?

Adam is the name often given to the Creature from Frankenstein, due to a line in the book and some of Mary Shelley's journals.

conclusion: Adam without Eve is still kinda trashy

Agreed. The Creature, of course, not my fictional cat.

I want lots of cats

Mayonnaise intensifies

Yes. But we need more

Ketchup. Mustard. Relish. Pickles. Tomato. Lettuce. Salt. Pepper.

And Jynnie

The Evizzy? Jynckles? Cats.

Jyckles

I want lots of cats

Mayonnaise intensifies

Yes. But we need more

Ketchup. Mustard. Relish. Pickles. Tomato. Lettuce. Salt. Pepper.

And Jynnie

The Evizzy? Jynckles? Cats.

Jyckles

Reminds me of Jellicle Cats.

Yo Doctor Eris, how do smelling salts work? What do they smell like when they wake you up?

For anyone wanting to look that up: Don't
Edit: jellicle cats

For anyone wanting to look that up: Don't

Which phrase?

My cat just walked into my room, looked at me, and left.
I am insulted.

Nathaniel has a cat named Cosette because she is an orphan baby that must be taken care of always.

I literally cannot stress how much I hate love you right now
XD

The search results for Jellicle Cats aren't that bad…

Dr. Eris, how do smelling salts work?

The search results for Jellicle Cats aren't that bad…

Are they the things from the commercials?

In the fanfic writing exercise where I put my characters in different settings, one of them passes out and his sister needs to revive him using smelling salts, but I have no experience with how they work (or how they smell).

The search results for Jellicle Cats aren't that bad…

Are they the things from the commercials?

They're jolly little cats who go the the Jellicle Ball to see which one will die and be reborn from the Heaviside Layer (which I misspelled as Heavenside Layer until 5 minutes ago, oops)

Yo Doctor Eris, how do smelling salts work? What do they smell like when they wake you up?

They release a gas (a form of Nitrogen I think???) that make your lungs go "HOLY SHIT" and it wakes your brain up.

I have I idea what they smell like but i would assume kinda metallic? (not on my "Have Snorted" list)

Thank you!

Yo Doctor Eris, how do smelling salts work? What do they smell like when they wake you up?

They release a gas (a form of Nitrogen I think???) that make your lungs go "HOLY SHIT" and it wakes your brain up.

I have I idea what they smell like but i would assume kinda metallic? (not on my "Have Snorted" list)

what's on your "Have Snorted" list?

I MADE AN EDIT JYNNIE

I SAW IT THANKS AGAIN!

dare I ask what is on your “Have Snorted” list?