Don't Be Suspicious

The guy's name is Jason
I know because of this beautifully written line
"Oh my god I don't even know your name" I said talking to the sexy stranger in front of me. "Oh yeah that's right my name is Jason." He said chuckling."

I'm desperately hoping that this is all ironic and meant to be taken with a grain of salt…. but I'm slowly losing that hope with every update

when did those neighbors get horses

Horses just showed up in one of my neighbors yard

Another neighbor down the street is blasting music so loud I can hear it from here
And another… sounds like they’re having fun

Is there a holiday I missed

"I got cut off by myself screaming from the pain in my chest ripping off my shirt. "It's ok your gonna be ok just remember that I'm here with y-" He got cuct off gasping at me. I got up and walked over to the mirror and I was huge and I had black with white and bluck polkadots. When I looked over I saw another werewolf in my room, but it was Jason and he was white with black and blue polkadots. He walked over to me and snuggled his head with mine then we both shifted back naked. "Umm…..I'm gonna go get dressed now." I said nervously laughing and walking off after looking him up and down. "Yeah and I'm gonna put mine back on, you have a beautiful body by the way." "Thanks I guess you do too." I said laughing my ass off in my closet."

'laughing my ass off in my closet" closeted me whenever I saw a girl wearing cuffed jeans

when did those neighbors get horses

The hospital.

Update: music-playing neighbor is not actually a music-playing neighbor, but a small parade of motorcycles all blasting what seems to be Nightcore

"Wake up we have to go to School." Jason said wearing a different oufit. "How the hell did you get a new outfit?" I asked. "I moved in with you." He said scratching the back of his neck. I started to laugh as I walked over to my closet and gasped. "Look I'm sorry that I didn't ask to mo-" I cut him off by kissing him. We started to have a make-out session until I pulled away. "We have to go to school remember." I say sarcastically. "I'm gonna get in the shower, you can join if you want." He says."

I don't think y'all are ready for this next one

"When I pulled in school on my Harley with Jason behind me on his I saw the kid with the broken jaw but suddenly I took a close look and it wasn't broken. When I came up to him a horrible scent hit my nose. 'h e is a fucking vampire' Luana said I ran over to him and snapped his neck as fast as I could walking off. "Damn your good." Jason said smiling. "He is a fucking vampire what else was I supposed to do I can barely control my wolf right now."

i was outside for too long what’s the conversation rn?

"I have a girlfriend, sorry." He said with a sad Expression on his face. I laugh and say "Have you even had sex with her I mean come on it normal for boys to cheat on girl ok, so what do you say?" I say. "Ok I'll call you later." He said nervously."