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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

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Only if you give me money

gives you chancla
disinfectant now please?

That's… no

gives you crocs
now?

No

digs out spare change
i have 4 cents. is that enough?

I'm sorry, you can't have disinfectant.

robs a bank
pulls out wad of cash
now?

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@Eli-the-transboi group

XDDDD me and Rhys are kinda like that- though I’m the ‘short feral person’ and they’re the ‘tall person who watches’

speaking of height, i went to the doctor and i am now officially 5 feet tall. the universe decided that 7 months of 4'11 3/4 was long enough

Well the universe decided that I should stay 4’8/9. It’s also decided that my sister should also have fucked up hormones like me-

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XDDDD me and Rhys are kinda like that- though I’m the ‘short feral person’ and they’re the ‘tall person who watches’

speaking of height, i went to the doctor and i am now officially 5 feet tall. the universe decided that 7 months of 4'11 3/4 was long enough

Well the universe decided that I should stay 4’8/9. It’s also decided that my sister should also have fucked up hormones like me-

elaborate please

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@Eli-the-transboi group

XDDDD me and Rhys are kinda like that- though I’m the ‘short feral person’ and they’re the ‘tall person who watches’

speaking of height, i went to the doctor and i am now officially 5 feet tall. the universe decided that 7 months of 4'11 3/4 was long enough

Well the universe decided that I should stay 4’8/9. It’s also decided that my sister should also have fucked up hormones like me-

elaborate please

From what my mom says, she starting puberty WAY too early and she has really high testosterone levels.

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Only if you give me money

gives you chancla
disinfectant now please?

That's… no

gives you crocs
now?

No

digs out spare change
i have 4 cents. is that enough?

I'm sorry, you can't have disinfectant.

robs a bank
pulls out wad of cash
now?

. . . Sprays you with disinfectant

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@Eli-the-transboi group

XD

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@the-void-galactic public

Spotify just made me a playlist called “funny breakdown monday evening.” I feel personally attacked

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Spotify just made me a playlist called “funny breakdown monday evening.” I feel personally attacked

grin they know you!

public
@the-void-galactic public

Spotify just made me a playlist called “funny breakdown monday evening.” I feel personally attacked

grin they know you!

Indeed, I always have funny breakdowns on Monday evenings

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

Spotify just made me a playlist called “funny breakdown monday evening.” I feel personally attacked

grin they know you!

Indeed, I always have funny breakdowns on Monday evenings

same

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@the-void-galactic public

👈🤠👈

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Ayeeeee

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My music app gave me the playlist “songs for when you feel like a villain” and “songs for mental breakdowns” respectively and I
Yeah

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@Eli-the-transboi group

My music app gave me the playlist “songs for when you feel like a villain” and “songs for mental breakdowns” respectively and I
Yeah

XD

business

I love

business

also… I may have just asked a guy to a dance using a lot of glitter

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@Eli-the-transboi group

also… I may have just asked a guy to a dance using a lot of glitter

OOOOOOO SPILL

business

I said "Its would be a drag if you didn't go to sadies with me" and the Drag was all in glitter. And then there was a star and a heart that was also in glitter, and i gave him a a blue wig, fake glittery eyelashes, pink pink lipstick, rainbow chrome nails, and the biggest sunglasses!!

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@Eli-the-transboi group

XDDDDD

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

I said "Its would be a drag if you didn't go to sadies with me" and the Drag was all in glitter. And then there was a star and a heart that was also in glitter, and i gave him a a blue wig, fake glittery eyelashes, pink pink lipstick, rainbow chrome nails, and the biggest sunglasses!!

DID HE SAY YES??

business

I said "Its would be a drag if you didn't go to sadies with me" and the Drag was all in glitter. And then there was a star and a heart that was also in glitter, and i gave him a a blue wig, fake glittery eyelashes, pink pink lipstick, rainbow chrome nails, and the biggest sunglasses!!

DID HE SAY YES??

darling we are doing this via signage. It'll take him a bit to reply. But bc his bestie is shipping us, he's probs going to say ja

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@Eli-the-transboi group

I said "Its would be a drag if you didn't go to sadies with me" and the Drag was all in glitter. And then there was a star and a heart that was also in glitter, and i gave him a a blue wig, fake glittery eyelashes, pink pink lipstick, rainbow chrome nails, and the biggest sunglasses!!

DID HE SAY YES??

darling we are doing this via signage. It'll take him a bit to reply. But bc his bestie is shipping us, he's probs going to say ja

gasp YESSSS

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

I said "Its would be a drag if you didn't go to sadies with me" and the Drag was all in glitter. And then there was a star and a heart that was also in glitter, and i gave him a a blue wig, fake glittery eyelashes, pink pink lipstick, rainbow chrome nails, and the biggest sunglasses!!

DID HE SAY YES??

darling we are doing this via signage. It'll take him a bit to reply. But bc his bestie is shipping us, he's probs going to say ja

Right

Let me know as soon as anything happens :D

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@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

I HAVE ARRIVED

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@Eli-the-transboi group

I HAVE ARRIVED

Hello, Gabs

group
@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

I HAVE ARRIVED

Hello, Gabs

HELO ELI

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

I HAVE ARRIVED

Hello, Gabs

HELO ELI

how are you

group
@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

I HAVE ARRIVED

Hello, Gabs

HELO ELI

how are you

my feet kinda hurt but I got a new shirt so I am good. How are you

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@Eli-the-transboi group

I HAVE ARRIVED

Hello, Gabs

HELO ELI

how are you

my feet kinda hurt but I got a new shirt so I am good. How are you

niceeee. I’m drinking soda and making some Mac n cheese.

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

niceeee. I’m drinking soda and making some Mac n cheese.

According to the Improv people I have trauma from Mac n Cheese…