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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

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@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

Oh dear lord

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@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

i'm listening to this rn

It makes me feel like im a little girl doing her homework while her mom cooks dinner lol

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Yessssss

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@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

Ok i need to do hw so if i come back here and i say my homework isnt done, punch me.

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Oop-

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makes a summoning circle

reminisces on the time I used to make summoning circles

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@Eli-the-transboi group

makes a summoning circle

reminisces on the time I used to make summoning circles

Same bro-

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@EldritchHorror-Davadio emoji_events
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(Going about my day. Thursday is always the busy day)
(Begins hearing echoes of clamoring voices shouting "Skittles!")
(Hears the title "Eldritch Horror, Davadio" spoken into the wind)
(Is suddenly yanked through time and space and is deposited in a crudely drawn summoning circle)
(Hears "Taste the rainbow…" rumbling in the room)
(Is delighted to find piles of skittles in the circle)
(Begins munching the ambrosia of the gods, but freezes in fear as my eyes fall on a warning)
("Skittles if you see this run before it’s too late /j")
(Looks around suspiciously, and continues munching)
(….Yes?)

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@JustALostM book

(HuH)

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@EldritchHorror-Davadio emoji_events
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(XD I dunno buddy. I've been summoned, apparently)

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@JustALostM book

(I mean… I want skittles-)

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Hey! It’s skittles!

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@EldritchHorror-Davadio emoji_events
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(You could come into the summoning circle with me…)
(offers a handful of skittles)

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@JustALostM book

(Grabs skittles. Alright. This mean I've sold my soul to you? Because it was worth the skittles-)

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@Eli-the-transboi group

XDDD

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@EldritchHorror-Davadio emoji_events
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(XD)
(shrug I mean, I was offered the skittles as bait. I offered them to you freely. Consider it… a favor)
(doesnt mention that owing an eldritch horror a favor is only step below selling the soul)

business

ok, heres how the last 7/8 hours of my life have been. i've:

  • half turned a squishy arm chair into a thrown
  • Fucked up my thumb real bad
  • went about it as if it was fine so i could stay at play practice
  • skipped two classes to do even more theater stuff
  • run into three walls and two doors
  • scared my theater teacher with how much blood was on my hands

fun right? no. here's a rundown of my mental and physical state:

  • I haven't eaten sense 6 am and that was a slice of very delicious banana bread
  • took two tests. one for science the other for english. Bombed the science one, but wrote the most beautiful essay about some philosophical crap that plato wrote, UNDER 30 MINUETS IF I MIGHT ADD
  • My thumb in in immense pain
  • I've been up sense 4am
  • i just so happen to be sick. my sinuses are under so much pressure rn

…….and i think that's it. If i remember any more, i'll tell yall

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@JustALostM book

(Uhhhhh… Eats skittles in one mouthful Yeah… I mean, I could always give you my electric guitar?)

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Oh i forgot to add.
*I've had three red bulls and two monsters and a three shots of espresso.

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@EldritchHorror-Davadio emoji_events
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(Looks worried)
(Offers skittles)
(Maybe go to bed, buddy?)
(considers the electric guitar)

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(shakes head)
(would if i could. I have to stay up and wait for my dad to get home so he can look and see if i need to go to the hospital or not)

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Decides to let my tablet charge for a bit and decides to go on my phone on yt
Goes down a yt shorts rabbit hole for 2-3 hours
I snap out of my blackout to find that it’s much later than it used to be, and my tablet is fully charged

Anyway, how is everyone so far? Besides Arya, you need to eat, drink water, and then take a nap. Or sleep.

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I WAS IN THE ENSEMBLE FOR INTO THE WOODS

BUT NOW IM NOT

NOW IM THE COW

I'M MILKY WHITE!!!!!!!

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@EldritchHorror-Davadio emoji_events
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(Oh right, youre injured :( I'm sorry friend. Rest comes soon though)

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GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I WAS IN THE ENSEMBLE FOR INTO THE WOODS

BUT NOW IM NOT

NOW IM THE COW

I'M MILKY WHITE!!!!!!!

kisses you on the head
You are going to love your costume
ha you cow

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I WAS IN THE ENSEMBLE FOR INTO THE WOODS

BUT NOW IM NOT

NOW IM THE COW

I'M MILKY WHITE!!!!!!!

kisses you on the head
You are going to love your costume
ha you cow

IKR!!!!

I GET TO LEARN HOW TO PUPPETEER A COW!!!!!!

Screw you

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(Praying for it)
(smiles and rests head on your shoulder, my body shaking slightly)

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GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I WAS IN THE ENSEMBLE FOR INTO THE WOODS

BUT NOW IM NOT

NOW IM THE COW

I'M MILKY WHITE!!!!!!!

kisses you on the head
You are going to love your costume
ha you cow

IKR!!!!

I GET TO LEARN HOW TO PUPPETEER A COW!!!!!!

Screw you

IT's going to be soo cool
pfff you know you love me

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I WAS IN THE ENSEMBLE FOR INTO THE WOODS

BUT NOW IM NOT

NOW IM THE COW

I'M MILKY WHITE!!!!!!!

kisses you on the head
You are going to love your costume
ha you cow

IKR!!!!

I GET TO LEARN HOW TO PUPPETEER A COW!!!!!!

Screw you

IT's going to be soo cool
pfff you know you love me

I'M SO EXCITED
<3

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@EldritchHorror-Davadio emoji_events
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(offers you skittles)
(So… anybody know what I was summoned by so many people for?)