✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Under-appreciated snack: spoonful of crystallized honey

_{Sobs in I don't understand why people like the taste of honey it tastes like medications and bad decisions}

There’s different types of honey
And some are better than others
But to each their own

Tbf, my tastebuds are wacky
Zany, even
Clownish, you could say

_{I used to have cravings for fishsticks and grape jelly, and honestly, I expect to be put on Gordon Ramsey's hitlist for that}

What are you, a pregnant woman?

my thoughts exactly

i would just eat the breading

i know how to cook. im cracked at it

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

i know how to cook. im cracked at it

I have managed to burn freezer waffles around the outside while the middle is still raw
Mulitple times

i've cooked a pizza before. and it tasted awesome

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

……I wanted to crunch on something ;-;

gives you popcorn

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

……I wanted to crunch on something ;-;

(The pizza is slightly burnt)

(it is not. because i know how to cook. unlike some people)

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

2 people?

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

Uh oh

and all my friends are in band so they all also have t sell chocolate so i can't sell exclusively to my friends i have to sell to strangers