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I’m 4’8.
you are tiny. That's what you are.
✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
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A short king
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y'all….. i did a thing
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y'all….. i did a thing
Oh? Do tell
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y'all….. i did a thing
Oh? Do tell
It's a long story, but basically i kinda maybe just agreed to be a noncommittal make out buddy with a guy who is into bdsm
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y'all….. i did a thing
Oh? Do tell
It's a long story, but basically i kinda maybe just agreed to be a noncommittal make out buddy with a guy who is into bdsm
Slay(?)
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Slay indeed. i just had one of the absolute best make out sessions of my life. and that is saying something bc i've had some good sessions
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Effervescent.
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that's a delicious word. But… are you sure it's the right one? fizzy/sparkling is a fun description
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It is in fact the right one. Adopted tumblr vernacular. It has a very different meaning from the literal definition.
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. . . Urban dictionary might help you understand. But like only the first couple definitions.
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Plagued by the ghost of an idea that I can't use because I don't know how to code
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A short king
☺️
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Slay indeed. i just had one of the absolute best make out sessions of my life. and that is saying something bc i've had some good sessions
O.o
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so um guess who's single again
I wanna say congrats but everyone else's response was more comforting.
So congrats/j
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Love this time of year because people just give me free candies and cookies and stuff and expect me to make them club president like I don't even know you
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Love this time of year because people just give me free candies and cookies and stuff and expect me to make them club president like I don't even know you
XDDDD wtf-
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I had a dream where me and my friend (I'm 5'3 and he's 6'3 for imagning purposes) we're beating the fuck out of a girl cus she wasn't respecting our pronouns
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That seems… mildly inappropriate. As long as it stays a dream tho, you do you
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what
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SKITTLES I GOTTA LAW QUESTION SINCE UR AN ADULT
What's your law question
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OH DEAR IM VERY NERVOUS CUZ ME AND THE LAW NOT SO GREAT TOGETHER
but go ahead
listening intently
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Ok so- wtf is up with jury duty?
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whadya mean? like, what specifically are you asking?
or are you just wanting to know about the whole process?
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Like- they say “oh you are very appreciated to be in the jury” but then FINE YOU if you don’t go! Like why?! What did I do?! Why am I in trouble?!
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Like why do they force you to do it???
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It's considered a civic duty as a citizen of the US. Those in court have a right to a trial by a jury of their peers, and in order to form that jury, they need the 'peers', other civilians, to show up
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Like- they say “oh you are very appreciated to be in the jury” but then FINE YOU if you don’t go! Like why?! What did I do?! Why am I in trouble?!
saying youre appreciated is the same as saying 'we're thanking you in advance cuz we expect you to be here'
and since it's a court proceeding, technically a call to jury duty is a court summons. So if you dodge it, its along the same lines as ignoring a court summons. thus the fine
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You can get exempted- for work purposes, or by reason of age or illness or something- but you have to let them know that. Ignoring it will cause problems, because in a way, the court systems look at that as you refusing to uphold someone else's right to a fair and unbiased trial
You're not doing that, but that's how they justify cranking money out of you for not showing up