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Jassachusetts but only call them Jass out loud so you can later drop the bombshell on people
✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
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Exactly what I was thinking
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Slay
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He’s a Jasshole 😔
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Due to impatience and the fact that there’s technically a majority already, congratulations my plushie’s new name is Jassachussetts
I’ll probably name my other galaxy colored plushie Regina George
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GUYS I HAD A DREAM WHERE I DYED MY HAIR TEAL
SHOULD I DO THAT INSTEAD OF DOING THE BLACK W PINK HIGHLIGHTD IVE BEEN WANTING??
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GUYS I HAD A DREAM WHERE I DYED MY HAIR TEAL
SHOULD I DO THAT INSTEAD OF DOING THE BLACK W PINK HIGHLIGHTD IVE BEEN WANTING??
my goblin side says you should totally go for it
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i can't escape the josh hutcherson whistle edits
they're everywhere
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i can't escape the josh hutcherson whistle edits
they're everywhere
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i can't escape the josh hutcherson whistle edits
they're everywhere
if that's another josh hutcherson whistle edit I SWEAR TO THE COSMOS-
UPDATE: it's not, it's the other one 😋
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i can't escape the josh hutcherson whistle edits
they're everywhereif that's another josh hutcherson whistle edit I SWEAR TO THE COSMOS-
UPDATE: it's not, it's the other one 😋
WILL U BLOW MY WHISTLE BABY
~~yes… i may or may not have a crush on josh Hutcherson ~~
[The setting is a wild west town. You're only an outsider, but that's soon to change. You stand in the middle of the street, hand on your holster, just daring someone to challenge you. Then one does. The most fearsome cowboy in the West. They call him two-eyed Pete, which is strangely fitting. His left eye is gone, covered by an eyepatch, but he has another one tattooed under his right. He approaches you slowly, and that stereotypical wild West cowboy duel music starts playing. Only this time, the melody sounds similar… Too similar… it's only when you get a good look at Pete's face when you realize…]
https://tinyurl.com/mvm78z34
[You know what Pete is short for…]
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Yo I had a shit day :D !!! How are y’all
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[The setting is a wild west town. You're only an outsider, but that's soon to change. You stand in the middle of the street, hand on your holster, just daring someone to challenge you. Then one does. The most fearsome cowboy in the West. They call him two-eyed Pete, which is strangely fitting. His left eye is gone, covered by an eyepatch, but he has another one tattooed under his right. He approaches you slowly, and that stereotypical wild West cowboy duel music starts playing. Only this time, the melody sounds similar… Too similar… it's only when you get a good look at Pete's face when you realize…]
https://tinyurl.com/mvm78z34
[You know what Pete is short for…]
AAA JUMPSCARE
Yo I had a shit day :D !!! How are y’all
Hugs Do you want hot chocolate? Doesn't wait for you to answer and gives it to you anyway
[The setting is a wild west town. You're only an outsider, but that's soon to change. You stand in the middle of the street, hand on your holster, just daring someone to challenge you. Then one does. The most fearsome cowboy in the West. They call him two-eyed Pete, which is strangely fitting. His left eye is gone, covered by an eyepatch, but he has another one tattooed under his right. He approaches you slowly, and that stereotypical wild West cowboy duel music starts playing. Only this time, the melody sounds similar… Too similar… it's only when you get a good look at Pete's face when you realize…]
https://tinyurl.com/mvm78z34
[You know what Pete is short for…]AAA JUMPSCARE
:D
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Yo I had a shit day :D !!! How are y’all
aaaa. U ok tho
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I gratefully accept the hot choccy, and uh actually I haven’t been ok all week thanks for asking
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Hugs
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Oh no
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kicks down door
YALL. I went to work today and got sent home BARELY AN HOUR INTO MY SHIFT cos we’re JUST THAT SLOW
WHYYY
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Nooo 😭
Oop-
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Hey guys
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ELI
DO U WANNA READ MY LITTLE SILLY PARAGRAPH
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LOOK AT IT
As an extremely picky eater, I have strong opinions on food. Cheese, pasta cooked with wine(or any type of alcohol), and apple juice should be banned. Cheese is gross, it has a weird texture and horrible taste and it makes my tummy hurt. Overall just kinda sucks. I would rather be stabbed in the stomach and have to eat my intestines than eat cheese by itself. Any cheese enjoyer belongs in jail. Next, pasta cooked with wine. You took good food and made it 30% worse by trying to make it fancy. Wine and alcohol taste like stomach acid. They also burn your throat, so you’re just paying for the experience of vomiting. Do you have bulimia? Because I don't see why anyone would want to vomit. No thank you, I’ll stick to my cold buttered pasta. If you make your pasta cooked with wine please get out of the kitchen and into a straight jacket. Lastly, apple juice. If u wanna drink something that tastes, and looks, like pee, just drink pee at that point. Like, it's not that hard. Become Orel from season 1 episode 3 “Waste” from the hit 2006 adult swim claymation series Moral Orel. Just make sure you dont use your moms china to store the pee. If you drink apple juice on the daily, you should never be allowed in a hospital bathroom. Please reach out for psychiatric help. I hope you get better from your illness. I am right and you cannot tell me otherwise.
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Guess I’m going to jail, see y’all suckers at the end of my life sentence!
Is someone who enjoys cheese, apple juice, and certain types of alcohol
Though I do agree with you on cooking things with wine or other alcohol, very unnecessary in most cases and the original dish is better without it.
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Guess I’m going to jail, see y’all suckers at the end of my life sentence!
Is someone who enjoys cheese, apple juice, and certain types of alcohol
Though I do agree with you on cooking things with wine or other alcohol, very unnecessary in most cases and the original dish is better without it.
Welcome to the prison of the Lactose Intolerant Empire. Enjoy your stay.
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Guess I’m going to jail, see y’all suckers at the end of my life sentence!
Is someone who enjoys cheese, apple juice, and certain types of alcohol
Though I do agree with you on cooking things with wine or other alcohol, very unnecessary in most cases and the original dish is better without it.
Welcome to the prison of the Lactose Intolerant Empire. Enjoy your stay.
I will taunt the lactose intolerant guards every time they pass by my cell, like a mad jester, and they will weep.