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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)
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flies into the room and slams against a metal pole and is now stuck to it hey bitches
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flies into the room and slams against a metal pole and is now stuck to it hey bitches
stuffs you into a vending machine
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WAIT WAIT WAIT-
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casually duct-tapes the dispenser closed so you can’t excape
Hey Stubs is this what it sounded like
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screeches
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casually duct-tapes the dispenser closed so you can’t excape
Hey Stubs is this what it sounded like
yes but add headache-inducing amounts of reverb
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🤔 now how would I do that to a person
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summons a speaker with terrible reverb
grabs a microphone
screeches even more
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Oh hey! There we go
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Wait let me help
gets my dog to bark at the mic
He's a puppy :3
Hello my lovely queer (or strait) weirdos! How is everyone?
Bout to pass out from social exhaustion
Bout to pass out from social exhaustion
Relatable, but i also just had half a candy cane so i want to cry sleep and start a fight at the exact same time
Why am I awake rn
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I just dreamt of a SpongeBob episode, but I don't know whether it was real or not, and I need to ramble before it slips my mind-
Essentially, it was a Halloween costume party with the whole gang, and the candy was scattered around like an Easter egg hunt. Main character is Mr. Krabs and he's dressed up as a pirate, I think. So everything's going alright until Krabs sees someone else pick up a piece a candy, and it's one of those chocolate coins wrapped in the gold paper. Krabs starts to freak out, thinking it's real money, and he starts thinking of ways to steal the gold coin candy from everyone else.
Krabs tries out a bunch of cartoony stuff like a vacuum arm that gets clogged by Gary's shell, and asking the Flying Dutchman for help, who just says no. By that point, he's stolen from everyone except SpongeBob and Patrick. Krabs tries to grab their coin candy while they aren't looking, but he fails miserably and ends up crushing both their candy buckets on accident. Sponge and Pat are reasonably upset, and everyone else comes to realize that Krabs has been stealing from them. Krabs is left with the choice to either give his bucket to Sponge and Pat or not and potentially lose a good worker. He begrudgingly hands the candy over, everyone's happy except him.
Leaving the party, Krabs finds a gold coin on the ground outside. He picks it up, expecting the chocolate, but it's real gold. Feel good ending, everyone's happy.
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I have had a dream about him every single night for the past 2 days. I'm literally dreaming more about him now that I hate his guts
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Hello there
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O no
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Hallo people.
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How are ya? Long time to speak!
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Excuse my while I redesign the characters in my au while simultaneously sobbing uncontrollably and spiritually ascending to the highest plane of existence bc of this animation
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history prof EXPLICTLY TELLING US that we DO NOT have to write down or remember this dude's name so TELL ME WHY she's asking for his name
FOR A GRADE
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There was this dude at church who was saying “amen” like every five seconds like he was genuinely an NPC
Our pastor was telling a silly story and this dude was like “amen :)” like huh?? 😦
Mom wrote in her notes app “take a shot every time he says ‘amen’” and I just about died
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There was this dude at church who was saying “amen” like every five seconds like he was genuinely an NPC
Our pastor was telling a silly story and this dude was like “amen :)” like huh?? 😦
Mom wrote in her notes app “take a shot every time he says ‘amen’” and I just about died
hA
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i keep getting cookie run videos on my fyp idk if that's some sort of sign for me to give it a try