I'm bringing Jalapeño poppers
Cause I'm fancy like that
✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
@IamNOTachickenok
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I'm bringing Jalapeño poppers
Cause I'm fancy like that
oooh, sPiCy
I like
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c h e e s e c a k e
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c h e e s e c a k e
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Arya, what kind of pet are you?
the snuggly kind
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c h e e s e c a k e
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pouts sadly in cheesecake
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cackles in no cheesecake
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good
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I throw a cheesecake at Denny
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I throw a cheesecake at Denny
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A mini-pterodactyl is deployed and decimates the cheesecake in midair Haha NOPE
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I throw a cheesecake at Denny
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A mini-pterodactyl is deployed and decimates the cheesecake in midair Haha NOPE
But… my cheesecake…
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Starts throwing knifes at each food idiom IN THE NAME OF CRAB!!!
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Starts throwing knifes at each food idiom IN THE NAME OF CRAB!!!
My pterodactyls, being not-edible and decidedly not made of food, do not have knives thrown at them. They deftly avoid any stray knives thrown their way and hiss a warning to the Thrower of Knives.
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I will bring nachos to this brunch thingy
@IamNOTachickenok
Hello, all.
I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.
They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.
Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.
We would love it if you would come.
May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚
Hello, all.
I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.
They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, her mother tried to save her but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.
Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.
We would love it if you would come.
May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚
NOOOO
I will attend.
Rest in peace, Sparkly Pink Egg.
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Hello, all.
I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.
They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.
Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.
We would love it if you would come.
May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚
I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil
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What is happening?
@IamNOTachickenok
What is happening?
One of my chicken babies, that was waiting to hatch, was murdered prematurely.
@IamNOTachickenok
Hello, all.
I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.
They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, her mother tried to save her but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.
Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.
We would love it if you would come.
May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚
NOOOO
I will attend.
Rest in peace, Sparkly Pink Egg.
Thank you for your kind words.
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Anti-Chicken's baby was murdered and we are holding a funeral. Also Arya is throwing knives and I have pterodactyls.
@IamNOTachickenok
Hello, all.
I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.
They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.
Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.
We would love it if you would come.
May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚
I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil
Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.
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Hello, all.
I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.
They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.
Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.
We would love it if you would come.
May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚
I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil
Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.
Many welcomes, sadeeq.
@IamNOTachickenok
Anti-Chicken's baby was murdered and we are holding a funeral. Also Arya is throwing knives and I have pterodactyls.
*fantasizes about time where I made you all think I'm a pterodactyl *
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Anti-Chicken's baby was murdered and we are holding a funeral. Also Arya is throwing knives and I have pterodactyls.
*fantasizes about time where I made you all think I'm a pterodactyl *
you what now
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WAIT DID THE BAB HATCH YET???
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Hello, all.
I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.
They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.
Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.
We would love it if you would come.
May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚
I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil
Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.
I'm coming and will not be civil whatsoever…