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It says i am Probably straight!

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I'm a straight heterosexual…. its boring, i know…

Same lol

I’m a straight heterosexual but if I weren’t constrained by my religion I’m 99% sure I’d be a pan disaster
Just ask Ame I flirt with her (platonically) way too much and she hates it

……………….I shall now chose to not say anything/j

………………..I shall now believe I have said something wrong and Anxiety /hj

XD naw i was gonna say no actual straight person says that- you’re probably actually pan and just denying it cause of religion.

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The power of Google!

kk, we can use this…

……if anyone takes a am i gay quiz they most likely are-

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YEAH! IM STRAIGHT AS HECC. (according to the quiz, ig lol)

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i am on the spectrum for bi
i already knew that

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I'm a straight heterosexual…. its boring, i know…

Same lol

I’m a straight heterosexual but if I weren’t constrained by my religion I’m 99% sure I’d be a pan disaster
Just ask Ame I flirt with her (platonically) way too much and she hates it

……………….I shall now chose to not say anything/j

………………..I shall now believe I have said something wrong and Anxiety /hj

XD naw i was gonna say no actual straight person says that- you’re probably actually pan and just denying it cause of religion.

Well the thing is if I Did that means boom I’m a disgrace to my family and my friends will think I’m weird and I won’t be able to participate in my religion until I can get rid of my “unclean thoughts and desires” so being straight is easier in the long run lmao
(Sorry if I’m over-elaborating my brain likes to do that :/)

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YEAH! IM STRAIGHT AS HECC. (according to the quiz, ig lol)

(i just took another quiz and it said im 50% gay. I literally gagged… no offense to the gays…)

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I'm a straight heterosexual…. its boring, i know…

Same lol

I’m a straight heterosexual but if I weren’t constrained by my religion I’m 99% sure I’d be a pan disaster
Just ask Ame I flirt with her (platonically) way too much and she hates it

……………….I shall now chose to not say anything/j

………………..I shall now believe I have said something wrong and Anxiety /hj

XD naw i was gonna say no actual straight person says that- you’re probably actually pan and just denying it cause of religion.

Well the thing is if I Did that means boom I’m a disgrace to my family and my friends will think I’m weird and I won’t be able to participate in my religion until I can get rid of my “unclean thoughts and desires” so being straight is easier in the long run lmao
(Sorry if I’m over-elaborating my brain likes to do that :/)

I feel like you're allowed to be pan and still be in in the religion. If other people judge you, then heck them.

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YEAH! IM STRAIGHT AS HECC. (according to the quiz, ig lol)

(i just took another quiz and it said im 50% gay. I literally gagged… no offense to the gays…)

I just took the Asexual and aromantic quizzes, and got 'you might be aromantic' on them both.

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I'm a straight heterosexual…. its boring, i know…

Same lol

I’m a straight heterosexual but if I weren’t constrained by my religion I’m 99% sure I’d be a pan disaster
Just ask Ame I flirt with her (platonically) way too much and she hates it

……………….I shall now chose to not say anything/j

………………..I shall now believe I have said something wrong and Anxiety /hj

XD naw i was gonna say no actual straight person says that- you’re probably actually pan and just denying it cause of religion.

Well the thing is if I Did that means boom I’m a disgrace to my family and my friends will think I’m weird and I won’t be able to participate in my religion until I can get rid of my “unclean thoughts and desires” so being straight is easier in the long run lmao
(Sorry if I’m over-elaborating my brain likes to do that :/)

I feel like you're allowed to be pan and still believe in the religion. If other people judge you, then heck them.

not even heck them
fuck them

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I'm a straight heterosexual…. its boring, i know…

Same lol

I’m a straight heterosexual but if I weren’t constrained by my religion I’m 99% sure I’d be a pan disaster
Just ask Ame I flirt with her (platonically) way too much and she hates it

……………….I shall now chose to not say anything/j

………………..I shall now believe I have said something wrong and Anxiety /hj

XD naw i was gonna say no actual straight person says that- you’re probably actually pan and just denying it cause of religion.

Well the thing is if I Did that means boom I’m a disgrace to my family and my friends will think I’m weird and I won’t be able to participate in my religion until I can get rid of my “unclean thoughts and desires” so being straight is easier in the long run lmao
(Sorry if I’m over-elaborating my brain likes to do that :/)

I feel like you're allowed to be pan and still believe in the religion. If other people judge you, then heck them.

not even heck them
fuck them

Exactly! (I was just trying to keep it clean, but same vibe)

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guys im bored
i need shadow man to bring entertainment

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faceplants in bored

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yeah I'm straight

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SHADOW MAN COME CURE OUR BOREDOM PLEASE!!!

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SHADOW MAN COME CURE OUR BOREDOM PLEASE!!!

Oi! Let the man breathe! literally…

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SHADOW MAN COME CURE OUR BOREDOM PLEASE!!!

Oi! Let the man breathe! literally…

not funny yet

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I feel like you're allowed to be pan and still believe in the religion. If other people judge you, then heck them.

not even heck them
fuck them

Exactly! (I was just trying to keep it clean, but same vibe)

Clean language is overrated (and it’s another thing my religion wants you to do but cough we all know I don’t)

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SHADOW MAN COME CURE OUR BOREDOM PLEASE!!!

Oi! Let the man breathe! literally…

not funny yet

false: I laughed

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faceplants in bored

faceplants in i-just-drew-one-of-the-chicky-babies-during-class-and-i-still-need-to-color-it

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I feel like you're allowed to be pan and still believe in the religion. If other people judge you, then heck them.

not even heck them
fuck them

Exactly! (I was just trying to keep it clean, but same vibe)

Clean language is overrated (and it’s another thing my religion wants you to do but cough we all know I don’t)

clean launguage is for the weak

no offense anyone

SHADOW MAN COME CURE OUR BOREDOM PLEASE!!!

No.

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I feel like you're allowed to be pan and still believe in the religion. If other people judge you, then heck them.

not even heck them
fuck them

Exactly! (I was just trying to keep it clean, but same vibe)

Clean language is overrated (and it’s another thing my religion wants you to do but cough we all know I don’t)

clean launguage is for the weak

no offense anyone

You’re Fucking Right

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SHADOW MAN COME CURE OUR BOREDOM PLEASE!!!

No.

claps Exactly.

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I feel like you're allowed to be pan and still believe in the religion. If other people judge you, then heck them.

not even heck them
fuck them

Exactly! (I was just trying to keep it clean, but same vibe)

Clean language is overrated (and it’s another thing my religion wants you to do but cough we all know I don’t)

clean launguage is for the weak

no offense anyone

You’re Fucking Right

clean launguage is shit

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HI VIS IM SORRY I MISSED YOU LIKE 4 TIMES

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SHADOW MAN COME CURE OUR BOREDOM PLEASE!!!

No.

claps Exactly.

did he show up just to say no?????????????????

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SHADOW MAN COME CURE OUR BOREDOM PLEASE!!!

No.

claps Exactly.

did he show up just to say no?????????????????

no hes still here

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slowly lays down on the floor and rolls away

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@Eli-the-transboi group

I'm a straight heterosexual…. its boring, i know…

Same lol

I’m a straight heterosexual but if I weren’t constrained by my religion I’m 99% sure I’d be a pan disaster
Just ask Ame I flirt with her (platonically) way too much and she hates it

……………….I shall now chose to not say anything/j

………………..I shall now believe I have said something wrong and Anxiety /hj

XD naw i was gonna say no actual straight person says that- you’re probably actually pan and just denying it cause of religion.

Well the thing is if I Did that means boom I’m a disgrace to my family and my friends will think I’m weird and I won’t be able to participate in my religion until I can get rid of my “unclean thoughts and desires” so being straight is easier in the long run lmao
(Sorry if I’m over-elaborating my brain likes to do that :/)

Its ok! But personally id say if your family and friends don’t accept you for who you are, they are the disgrace. Not you. Your thoughts are valid. Im not gonna hate on your religion (especially since idk what it is) but no god is going to hate you for being yourself. If they do, they are a false god. (My personal belief. Everyone believes different things-) anyways- this is a completely friendly convo-