✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Did i just witness someone kill duo lingo?!

yes
then it came back
and killed me

i wll avenge you, my dear friend

tears fill my eyes
thank you
i need to talk to anti-chicken, to see if there is a way i can still raise my chicky baby

Of course, my friend.
Now, if you excuse me, I shall go dabble in some….dubious arts
i turn into a snake, and slither away

grabs the snake fren?

i hiss at you in a friendly way

:O fren!

Did i just witness someone kill duo lingo?!

yes
then it came back
and killed me

i wll avenge you, my dear friend

tears fill my eyes
thank you
i need to talk to anti-chicken, to see if there is a way i can still raise my chicky baby

Of course, my friend.
Now, if you excuse me, I shall go dabble in some….dubious arts
i turn into a snake, and slither away

grabs the snake fren?

i hiss at you in a friendly way

:O fren!

fren :DDD

pets

Hi…

what's wrong, who hurt you?

Hi…

what's wrong, who hurt you?

Want me to break kneecaps?

WHO HURT MY BESTIE

Hi…

what's wrong, who hurt you?

Want me to break kneecaps?

WHO HURT MY BESTIE

Alright, I'm throwing hands. While still protecting the chicky baby of course.

should I show Duolingo mercy, become friends with him…..and maybe take over the universe?

or should I end his life, once again?

Take over the universe with him, then kill him.

should I show Duolingo mercy, become friends with him…..and maybe take over the universe?

or should I end his life, once again?

Take over the universe with him, then kill him.

now this, this is something i like.

Give him absolute powers then take it away-
WAIT
NO
Take it away by making him your slave-
Death is too merciful. Make him serve you.

Yes. make Duo suffer.

Hi…

what's wrong, who hurt you?

Want me to break kneecaps?

WHO HURT MY BESTIE

Alright, I'm throwing hands. While still protecting the chicky baby of course.

deranged screaming
WHO HURT AVRY?!!!!!!

Yes. make Duo suffer.

Oop

should I show Duolingo mercy, become friends with him…..and maybe take over the universe?

or should I end his life, once again?

Take over the universe with him, then kill him.

now this, this is something i like.

Give him absolute powers then take it away-
WAIT
NO
Take it away by making him your slave-
Death is too merciful. Make him serve you.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAA
but first, I must heal him, and slowly earn his trust….and then, I shall betray him. It shall be sweet.

Yikes
Remind me to never get on your bad side

should I show Duolingo mercy, become friends with him…..and maybe take over the universe?

or should I end his life, once again?

Take over the universe with him, then kill him.

now this, this is something i like.

Give him absolute powers then take it away-
WAIT
NO
Take it away by making him your slave-
Death is too merciful. Make him serve you.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAA
but first, I must heal him, and slowly earn his trust….and then, I shall betray him. It shall be sweet.

Exactly.

should I show Duolingo mercy, become friends with him…..and maybe take over the universe?

or should I end his life, once again?

Take over the universe with him, then kill him.

now this, this is something i like.

Give him absolute powers then take it away-
WAIT
NO
Take it away by making him your slave-
Death is too merciful. Make him serve you.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAA
but first, I must heal him, and slowly earn his trust….and then, I shall betray him. It shall be sweet.

Yikes
Remind me to never get on your bad side

No, here's what you do to DuoLingo.

First gain its trust as a wonderful teacher. No threats or anything.
Take them out on a date. Kiss them everywhere that is beautiful, everywhere that is wonderful.
Then break their heart, leaving them with tainted memories of the most beautiful places on earth by the taste of your lips. It will ensure they will never fuck with you again.

……how about i just break his mind to the point where he is a nothing but a shell of his former self

EXACTLY

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