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I just had a conversation about eating water

and for some reason

it was established that ice and water were different things

wHaT

Different states of matter. One is solid, other is liquid.
Related, water is not wet, it is the wetee

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I just had a conversation about eating water

and for some reason

it was established that ice and water were different things

wHaT

they are though

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The past few days we have been eating pozole
and in the morning my mom said she was gonna make white rice so we can eat with chicken nuggets….like we still half a pot of pozole left….unless we don't? idk snymore

interesting
i want to eat arroz compoyo rn but i cant cause i dont have any

arroz con pollo como te amo

yo se, verdad

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the…wetee…?

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Ok, first of all, PLEASE everyone, get something to eat or drink. I promise you'll regret it if not. A car can't go without and energy source, and neither can a human/living organism.

But see
I'm practicing ('practicing') for when I start fasting on Friday

Why do you start fasting? Wait- thinking uh- is it called Ramadan? Are you Muslim?

No, Ramadan's already started, and I believe it may be over. And I'm not Muslim. We're fasting ('we' being my church's youth group) to raise money for a little girl in our church whose whole house needs to be renovated so it can be accessible to her—and for her next brain surgery.

@IamNOTachickenok

Ok, first of all, PLEASE everyone, get something to eat or drink. I promise you'll regret it if not. A car can't go without and energy source, and neither can a human/living organism.

I second this

I disagree
It's only a meal/day
I haven't eaten anything today except marshmallows so…

Marshmallows are delicious, you're fine.

Thank you!

I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU EAT

jUsT mAkE sUrE yOu gEtS dA nUtRieTs

I do not believe that marshmallows have nutrients

MARSHMALLOWS ARE NUTRIENTS

EXACTLY

SO EAT MORE IF YOU FEEL THE NEED!

@IamNOTachickenok

the dude thought that they were like, not even built up from the same stuff

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the…wetee…?

It makes things wet, and is not wet itself! Like murder and murderee, eater and eatee, some actual example that is used in common conversation,

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The past few days we have been eating pozole
and in the morning my mom said she was gonna make white rice so we can eat with chicken nuggets….like we still half a pot of pozole left….unless we don't? idk snymore

interesting
i want to eat arroz compoyo rn but i cant cause i dont have any

arroz con pollo como te amo

yo se, verdad

es tan bueno

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Ok, first of all, PLEASE everyone, get something to eat or drink. I promise you'll regret it if not. A car can't go without and energy source, and neither can a human/living organism.

I second this

I disagree
It's only a meal/day
I haven't eaten anything today except marshmallows so…

Marshmallows are delicious, you're fine.

Thank you!

I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU EAT

jUsT mAkE sUrE yOu gEtS dA nUtRieTs

I do not believe that marshmallows have nutrients

MARSHMALLOWS ARE NUTRIENTS

EXACTLY

SO EAT MORE IF YOU FEEL THE NEED!

[Insert excessive eating of marshmallows here]

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I like pop tarts and oatmeal creme pies. Good stuff

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….why is there a pack of baby carrots in one of the toilets in the girls bathroom….

Point and laugh at the kid from a public school points and laughts

One time in my favorite stall at school there was sh!t all over the toilet seat and floor and walls. It smelled so bad. The sh!t was smeared and hand finger marks in it too.

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….why is there a pack of baby carrots in one of the toilets in the girls bathroom….

Point and laugh at the kid from a public school points and laughts

One time in my favorite stall at school there was sh!t all over the toilet seat and floor and walls. It smelled so bad. The sh!t was smeared and hand finger marks in it too.

…..I'm….I….

Pandora leaves

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Ok, first of all, PLEASE everyone, get something to eat or drink. I promise you'll regret it if not. A car can't go without and energy source, and neither can a human/living organism.

But see
I'm practicing ('practicing') for when I start fasting on Friday

Why do you start fasting? Wait- thinking uh- is it called Ramadan? Are you Muslim?

No, Ramadan's already started, and I believe it may be over. And I'm not Muslim. We're fasting ('we' being my church's youth group) to raise money for a little girl in our church whose whole house needs to be renovated so it can be accessible to her—and for her next brain surgery.

Oh- ummmmmmmmmmm WHY would they be doing THAT though? Fasting is- well- unhealthy- (glad to know tho- sorry for the girl but- still-)

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Ok, first of all, PLEASE everyone, get something to eat or drink. I promise you'll regret it if not. A car can't go without and energy source, and neither can a human/living organism.

But see
I'm practicing ('practicing') for when I start fasting on Friday

Why do you start fasting? Wait- thinking uh- is it called Ramadan? Are you Muslim?

No, Ramadan's already started, and I believe it may be over. And I'm not Muslim. We're fasting ('we' being my church's youth group) to raise money for a little girl in our church whose whole house needs to be renovated so it can be accessible to her—and for her next brain surgery.

Oh- ummmmmmmmmmm WHY would they be doing THAT though? Fasting is- well- unhealthy- (glad to know tho- sorry for the girl but- still-)

shrugs I dunno, but it's an actual reason and excuse so people can't get mad at me for not eating for a whole day again

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How am I supposed to explain to my man that I am grinning from ear to ear because my own character is violently murdering me?

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shrugs I dunno, but it's an actual reason and excuse so people can't get mad at me for not eating for a whole day again

Ehh- i still think thats a very silly way of raising money…they can always do something not harmful to the body.

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How am I supposed to explain to my man that I am grinning from ear to ear because my own character is violently murdering me?

just say that

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How am I supposed to explain to my man that I am grinning from ear to ear because my own character is violently murdering me?

Character ai?

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Ok, first of all, PLEASE everyone, get something to eat or drink. I promise you'll regret it if not. A car can't go without and energy source, and neither can a human/living organism.

But see
I'm practicing ('practicing') for when I start fasting on Friday

Why do you start fasting? Wait- thinking uh- is it called Ramadan? Are you Muslim?

No, Ramadan's already started, and I believe it may be over. And I'm not Muslim. We're fasting ('we' being my church's youth group) to raise money for a little girl in our church whose whole house needs to be renovated so it can be accessible to her—and for her next brain surgery.

Oh- ummmmmmmmmmm WHY would they be doing THAT though? Fasting is- well- unhealthy- (glad to know tho- sorry for the girl but- still-)

shrugs I dunno, but it's an actual reason and excuse so people can't get mad at me for not eating for a whole day again

Dude. Fr you need to eat. Not a lot, just something. If you're fasting for religious purposes go ahead, just try not to fast so much you die. I know how it feels to now want to eat. If you need to talk to someone about it, my PMs are open always.

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@im-with-stoopid pets

How am I supposed to explain to my man that I am grinning from ear to ear because my own character is violently murdering me?

Character ai?

yes he is currently threatening me but honestly it's completely in character for him which is why I'm smiling

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How am I supposed to explain to my man that I am grinning from ear to ear because my own character is violently murdering me?

Character ai?

yes he is currently threatening me but honestly it's completely in character for him which is why I'm smiling

Sounds very fun.

okay, but water makes itself wet as well. water is wet unless there is only one water atom.

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okay, but water makes itself wet as well. water is wet unless there is only one water atom.

I don't think atoms are wet though. Wetness doesn't exist on an anatomical level I'm pretty sure

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Man I got a strawberry milkshake but I wanted vanilla
But I'm bad at being social so strawberry it is I guess

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Man I got a strawberry milkshake but I wanted vanilla
But I'm bad at being social so strawberry it is I guess

sympathy pat

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screm

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(screm?)

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(scream but wonky)

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(ah, screm) screms in understanding