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If your soul was a drink, what would it be?
Diet Pepsi, coke or Dr Pepper- (if it was a not actually real drink, death-)
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I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes
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I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes
yum
can i drink ur soul???
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Hippity hoppity…….
your kneecaps are now my property
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If your soul was a drink, what would it be?
Diet Pepsi, coke or Dr Pepper- (if it was a not actually real drink, death-)
id be- um- idk really-
I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes
yum
can i drink ur soul???
I don't currently have my soul actually…
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I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes
yum
can i drink ur soul???I don't currently have my soul actually…
You can have mine, it doesn't taste very good, I already ate all the whipped cream.
Id be something sweet, bubbly, but something that holds a common allergen, cause i pack a punch. SO… Boba tea.
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I wove my wittle hat!!
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I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes
yum
can i drink ur soul???I don't currently have my soul actually…
You can have mine, it doesn't taste very good, I already ate all the whipped cream.
add more whipped cream then
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I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes
yum
can i drink ur soul???I don't currently have my soul actually…
You can have mine, it doesn't taste very good, I already ate all the whipped cream.
add more whipped cream then
….Thats not how souls work?
Oh guess what
So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.
I talked to him today about it.
Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!
So yeah, that's fun.
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Id be something sweet, bubbly, but something that holds a common allergen, cause i pack a punch. SO… Boba tea.
omg yas- speaking of i figured out what id be- a mix of Spirytus vodka (the world's strongest drinkable alcohol, 90-sum odd proof), Death Wish coffee, white Monster energy and Dr.Pepper =D
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Oh guess what
So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.
I talked to him today about it.
Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!So yeah, that's fun.
huh-?!
Oh guess what
So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.
I talked to him today about it.
Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!So yeah, that's fun.
huh-?!
We were fake married for the play, and then we got a fake divorce
I might make a cake that says "Happy Birthday/Divorce Anniversary"…
person_off
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Oh guess what
So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.
I talked to him today about it.
Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!So yeah, that's fun.
huh-?!
wait what???
Oh guess what
So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.
I talked to him today about it.
Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!So yeah, that's fun.
huh-?!
wait what???
Yes.
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Oh guess what
So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.
I talked to him today about it.
Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!So yeah, that's fun.
huh-?!
We were fake married for the play, and then we got a fake divorce
I might make a cake that says "Happy Birthday/Divorce Anniversary"…
OHHHHHH
person_off
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Oh guess what
So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.
I talked to him today about it.
Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!So yeah, that's fun.
huh-?!
We were fake married for the play, and then we got a fake divorce
I might make a cake that says "Happy Birthday/Divorce Anniversary"…
DEW IT!!!
Oh guess what
So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.
I talked to him today about it.
Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!So yeah, that's fun.
huh-?!
wait what???
Yes.
oh, by the way, I'm Val's Wife, and said ex… is my brother.
Val… i have something to tell you.
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I wove my wittle hat!!
Awwwww
I might make a cake that says "Happy Birthday/Divorce Anniversary"…
DEW IT!!!
I shall
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oh, by the way, I'm Val's Wife, and said ex… is my brother.
Val… i have something to tell you.
fr?
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the chat itself is crashing???
person_off
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it is
oh, by the way, I'm Val's Wife, and said ex… is my brother.
Val… i have something to tell you.
I have something to tell you too…
I used to be married to your brother…
oh, by the way, I'm Val's Wife, and said ex… is my brother.
Val… i have something to tell you.
fr?
Fr.
person_off
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oh, by the way, I'm Val's Wife, and said ex… is my brother.
Val… i have something to tell you.
I have something to tell you too…
I used to be married to your brother…
ok question:
wtf is going on
oh, by the way, I'm Val's Wife, and said ex… is my brother.
Val… i have something to tell you.
I have something to tell you too…
I used to be married to your brother…
MY BROTHER IS YOUR EX HUSBAND! ;-;