sips Starbucks in the corner

I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U

I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;

T H E N A N S W E R M E

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

_{lol crab legs-}

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

ANGRY SCREECH

Ooh, crab cakes..

N O

sighs in wtf is going on

T H E C R A B G O D H A T H A W O K E N

sips Starbucks in the corner

I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U

I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;

T H E N A N S W E R M E

no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee

DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

_{lol crab legs-}

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

ANGRY SCREECH

Ooh, crab cakes..

N O

did you know there is crab soup omg

N O

sighs in wtf is going on

Pandora help- Force is an eldritch crab god horror thing

…..sabes qué, mejor me voy. Have fun y'all

Disappears

N O W A I T M Y C H I L D

sips Starbucks in the corner

I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U

I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;

T H E N A N S W E R M E

no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee

DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU

…….what the-

T R Y A N Y T H I N G A N D T H E S A L T S H A L L S T O P Y O U

unleashes THE beast

ELDRITCH CRAB GOD GASP

B R O T H E R?

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

_{lol crab legs-}

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

ANGRY SCREECH

Ooh, crab cakes..

N O

did you know there is crab soup omg

N O

Your species has contributed so much to seafood cuisine. We should definitely have crab soup for dinner.

N O

hm crab and turtle soup delicious

I W I L L R E A P T H E T E E T H T H E L O R D S O W E D I N T O Y O U R F O O L I S H M O U T H

unleashes THE beast

ELDRITCH CRAB GOD GASP

B R O T H E R?

something comes out from the darkness…it is long…and very red….it is…

C O M E M Y B R O T H E R

sips Starbucks in the corner

I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U

I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;

T H E N A N S W E R M E

no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee

DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU

…….what the-

T R Y A N Y T H I N G A N D T H E S A L T S H A L L S T O P Y O U

Salt only repels demons, idiot

T H I S I S K O S H E R S A L T I T I S M O S T L Y W A T E R