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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

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OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

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cuts out your heckin vocal cords

le gasp Teach me your ways…

The trick is, you take a knife…. and you poke it. At the area you want to stab. Very simple. Very effective.

nOicE… brutally rips out my vocal cords and washes them in my ginger tea 👍🏽

…Don't do that. Its not healthy

blinks twice and attempts to speak, but can't, keeps washing my vocal cords out of spite, narrowing my eyes at you

Why are we maiming ourselves?

no clue

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OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

business

cuts out your heckin vocal cords

le gasp Teach me your ways…

The trick is, you take a knife…. and you poke it. At the area you want to stab. Very simple. Very effective.

nOicE… brutally rips out my vocal cords and washes them in my ginger tea 👍🏽

…Don't do that. Its not healthy

blinks twice and attempts to speak, but can't, keeps washing my vocal cords out of spite, narrowing my eyes at you

Why are we maiming ourselves?

no clue

ok. have fun

business

OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

oh thank goodness

language

OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

oh thank goodness

Though, this is interesting. The prosecution would like to ask the witness why they said "i plead not guilty probably"

business

OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

oh thank goodness

Though, this is interesting. The prosecution would like to ask the witness why they said "i plead not guilty probably"

The witness would like to know as to why you are questioning said witness on something that is in no relation to the court at this time

person_off
Deleted user

cuts out your heckin vocal cords

le gasp Teach me your ways…

The trick is, you take a knife…. and you poke it. At the area you want to stab. Very simple. Very effective.

nOicE… brutally rips out my vocal cords and washes them in my ginger tea 👍🏽

…Don't do that. Its not healthy

blinks twice and attempts to speak, but can't, keeps washing my vocal cords out of spite, narrowing my eyes at you

Why are we maiming ourselves?

no clue

I cant speak, but i write down "bc its fun" on a paper

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OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

oh thank goodness

Though, this is interesting. The prosecution would like to ask the witness why they said "i plead not guilty probably"

The witness would like to know as to why you are questioning said witness on something that is in no relation to the court at this time

Perhaps, I found it weird that a witness to this horrible crime would plead not guilty…for something they are not being put on trial for….

business

OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

oh thank goodness

Though, this is interesting. The prosecution would like to ask the witness why they said "i plead not guilty probably"

The witness would like to know as to why you are questioning said witness on something that is in no relation to the court at this time

Perhaps, I found it weird that a witness to this horrible crime would plead not guilty…for something they are not being put on trial for….

Be that as it may, it is not your place to question my reasoning, it is simply your plaice to find what i saw. nothing more

language

OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

oh thank goodness

Though, this is interesting. The prosecution would like to ask the witness why they said "i plead not guilty probably"

The witness would like to know as to why you are questioning said witness on something that is in no relation to the court at this time

Perhaps, I found it weird that a witness to this horrible crime would plead not guilty…for something they are not being put on trial for….

Be that as it may, it is not your place to question my reasoning, it is simply your plaice to find what i saw. nothing more

jots something down Very well.

….. Am I involved? may I go?

business

OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

oh thank goodness

Though, this is interesting. The prosecution would like to ask the witness why they said "i plead not guilty probably"

The witness would like to know as to why you are questioning said witness on something that is in no relation to the court at this time

Perhaps, I found it weird that a witness to this horrible crime would plead not guilty…for something they are not being put on trial for….

Be that as it may, it is not your place to question my reasoning, it is simply your plaice to find what i saw. nothing more

jots something down Very well.

eyebrow raise Are you going to proceed with your job, or are we simply going to exist while you write things that have no relation to the trial that is on hand

AM I INVOLVED IN ANY WAY WITH THIS COURT CASE, OR MAY I LEAVE?

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IF YOU WANT TO BE THAN JUST START DOING WHAT EVER IT IS THAT YOU DO. JUST SAY WHAT YOU ARE WHEN YOU START

BANG BANG BANG (i am the gavel)

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(helpful)

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BANG BANG BANG (i am the gavel)

Pardon me, but aren't you the Judge for this case?

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OH MY GOSH ARE WE IN COURT AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!

✨oBjEcTiOn!✨

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY PROBABLY !

You're a witness to this crime….not the defendant….

oh thank goodness

Though, this is interesting. The prosecution would like to ask the witness why they said "i plead not guilty probably"

The witness would like to know as to why you are questioning said witness on something that is in no relation to the court at this time

Perhaps, I found it weird that a witness to this horrible crime would plead not guilty…for something they are not being put on trial for….

Be that as it may, it is not your place to question my reasoning, it is simply your plaice to find what i saw. nothing more

jots something down Very well.

eyebrow raise Are you going to proceed with your job, or are we simply going to exist while you write things that have no relation to the trial that is on hand

We are merely waiting for your testimony
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XDDDD

BANG BANG BANG (i am the gavel)

Pardon me, but aren't you the Judge for this case?

I might be. or i might just be the gavel. who knows?

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(This is reminding me to play an ace attorney game someday…)

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BANG BANG BANG (i am the gavel)

Pardon me, but aren't you the Judge for this case?

I might be. or i might just be the gavel. who knows?

You incompetent foolish fool!

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(This is reminding me to play an ace attorney game someday…)

(You definitely should. They're really fun)

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;-; i started chaos- hehehe

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tacos are like hotdogs. and sandwiches-

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Spaghetti is just like salad. Its a bunch of things tossed together

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Spaghetti is just like salad. Its a bunch of things tossed together

I mean, pasta salads are delicious and exist.

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yes

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Hehehehehehhehe