✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

AUDITIONS?!

I'M IN

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

AUDITIONS?!

I'M IN

alright congratulations you have a chance at being my wife

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

AUDITIONS?!

I'M IN

alright congratulations you have a chance at being my wife

Oh-

How many people am I potentially with rn?

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

AUDITIONS?!

I'M IN

alright congratulations you have a chance at being my wife

Oh-

How many people am I potentially with rn?

Three, I think.

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

AUDITIONS?!

I'M IN

alright congratulations you have a chance at being my wife

Oh-

How many people am I potentially with rn?

Three, I think.

I see

r o m a n t i c i n v o l v e m e n t

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

AUDITIONS?!

I'M IN

alright congratulations you have a chance at being my wife

Oh-

How many people am I potentially with rn?

Three, I think.

I see

i want to audition please!!!!!

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

im auditioning too!!!

Wait-
What’s going on here?

romantic chaos

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

im auditioning too!!!

you are my mother

Wait-
What’s going on here?

romantic chaos

all of it

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

im auditioning too!!!

you are my mother

…

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

im auditioning too!!!

you are my mother

…

exactly

Wait why are all these people at our date-

Wait why are all these people at our date-

we wanted in

Wait why are all these people at our date-

we wanted in

…Well me and Clover are gonna be the only ones shopping cart racing, y'all can watch ig

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

im auditioning too!!!

you are my mother

…

exactly

…you can audition

Wait why are all these people at our date-

I don't know bro

Shall we run off into the sunset? (Platonically) (Or romantically you decide)

I will push you super fast

In the shopping cart, I'm assuming?

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

im auditioning too!!!

you are my mother

…

exactly

…you can audition

i can–and will– win

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

im auditioning too!!!

you are my mother

…

exactly

…you can audition

i can–and will– win

hmm you will, eh?

I will push you super fast

In the shopping cart, I'm assuming?

Yes

Excellent

hey hey I'm holding auditions anyone wanna try out for the part

I'll audition

eyyy another potential wife

im auditioning too!!!

you are my mother

…

exactly

…you can audition

i can–and will– win

hmm you will, eh?

i will my child