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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

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All the things are too much and I wanna cry 🥲

IF MY HANDS COULD STOP BEING CLAMMY THAT WOULD BE GREAT

Wanna trade? My hands are perpetually cold and dry.

YES
My hands are always clammy and then I can’t touch like 90% of textured cos of sensory things and I hate it and it’s the icing on the hell cake rn 🥲

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All the things are too much and I wanna cry 🥲

IF MY HANDS COULD STOP BEING CLAMMY THAT WOULD BE GREAT

just get the out of the clam tanks then! buh-dum-tsh

Ok wait that was actually hilarious thank you 😂

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All the things are too much and I wanna cry 🥲

IF MY HANDS COULD STOP BEING CLAMMY THAT WOULD BE GREAT

Wanna trade? My hands are perpetually cold and dry.

YES
My hands are always clammy and then I can’t touch like 90% of textured cos of sensory things and I hate it and it’s the icing on the hell cake rn 🥲

Hand transplant!
Handsplant!!

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All the things are too much and I wanna cry 🥲

IF MY HANDS COULD STOP BEING CLAMMY THAT WOULD BE GREAT

Wanna trade? My hands are perpetually cold and dry.

YES
My hands are always clammy and then I can’t touch like 90% of textured cos of sensory things and I hate it and it’s the icing on the hell cake rn 🥲

Hand transplant!
Handsplant!!

OMG 😂

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All the things are too much and I wanna cry 🥲

IF MY HANDS COULD STOP BEING CLAMMY THAT WOULD BE GREAT

just get the out of the clam tanks then! buh-dum-tsh

Ok wait that was actually hilarious thank you 😂

you're welcome lol

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Freakin 10 min left of class COME ON CLOCK MOVE FASTER

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Screaming right now I ate a green apple but this apple was on a murder mission now my mouth feels like I ate a pound of sour candies

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Screaming right now I ate a green apple but this apple was on a murder mission now my mouth feels like I ate a pound of sour candies

Oh no lol 😅

Y'all, I've made a decision

I'm gonna stop skipping meals, and I'm gonna start drinking enough water

And you all need to hold me to this

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Y'all, I've made a decision

I'm gonna stop skipping meals, and I'm gonna start drinking enough water

And you all need to hold me to this

That’s great Cinnamon! I’m proud of you!

Y'all, I've made a decision

I'm gonna stop skipping meals, and I'm gonna start drinking enough water

And you all need to hold me to this

That’s great Cinnamon! I’m proud of you!

Ty! ^^

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

gives you piles of snacks and water bottles

EAT

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

gives you piles of snacks and water bottles

EAT

no

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

What they said

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Food is good. Eat food.

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

how's about I won't starve or dehydrate to death if you won't

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

how's about I won't starve or dehydrate to death if you won't

say what now

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

how's about I won't starve or dehydrate to death if you won't

say what now
They're telling you to eat food, and then they'll eat food. Quid pro quo in self care

person_off
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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

how's about I won't starve or dehydrate to death if you won't

say what now

fair's fair

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

how's about I won't starve or dehydrate to death if you won't

say what now

fair's fair

how dare you
but fine
bastard

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

how's about I won't starve or dehydrate to death if you won't

say what now

They're telling you to eat food, and then they'll eat food. Quid pro quo in self care

-_-

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

how's about I won't starve or dehydrate to death if you won't

say what now

fair's fair

how dare you
but fine
bastard

i know i am
it's one of my many charming and endearing character traits

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The last time I drank something was 6:58 p.m. yesterday. It is now 3:07 p.m. And the last time I ate was half a KitKat bar at 4:30 p.m. yesterday. Wow I am so good at this.

oi- i may not be mentally stable and by god am i inches away from legit dehydrating to death but i'll be fucking damned if i lose another friend so you better eat something or i swear to fuck i will find you and knock you unconscious, restrain you and forcefeed you a hamburger smoothie -_-

a…
a what now

you heard me, and it is as gross as it sounds

how's about I won't starve or dehydrate to death if you won't

say what now

fair's fair

how dare you
but fine
bastard

i know i am
it's one of my many charming and endearing character traits

true, it is very endearing

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@Rhys group

Hey guys

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Hey guys

helloooo

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heyo