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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

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@Eli-the-transboi group

well then
chaos
hooray

XD

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well then
chaos
hooray

XD

:>

@IamNOTachickenok

WINTER AND PICKLES

COME FORTH

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IM REFERRING TO ~ME~, PEASANT

idiots.

IMBECILE I AM THE ONE TRUE RULER HERE

CRUSTY PIECE OF NON-SALVAGABLE VINEGAR CHAPSTICK SMOTHERED IN INFLUENZA, WE KNOW THE TRUE LEADER IS I

Undercooked steak grinch faced salmonella riddled maggot

I AM ROYALLY HIGHER THAN YOU, YOU OVER-CEILINGED SMALL-CHEEKED SQUIRREL RIDER

SURE YOU ARE YOU TWO-FACED HALF-BAKED NO-MILKSHAKE MY STEROIDS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD CUS THEY'RE GYM BOYS NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAVING YELLOW TOOTHED POTBELLIED PIG

ADMITTING THE TRUTH, ARE YOU, YOU

OVER-WIPED NEON PIECE OF SOFTWARE INFESTED WITH RABIES FROM YOUR AUNT WHO RECENTLY GOT DIAGNOSED WITH DEMENTIA SO FORGETS HER CAT EXISTS SO IT sNoRtED YOUR SCENT, FOLLOWED YOU AND TRACKED YOU DOWN TO YOUR COLLEGE DORMR BECAUSE YOURE TRYING TO GET A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREEEEEEEEEEEE

JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY HAVE A DEGREE IN COUNCELING AND PSYCHOLOGY SO GET EFFED YOU FLIGHTLESS BOW LEGGED TRYING TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR DA HOES TURNIP TOED GREY EYED FREAKY FRIDAY HEADASS LOOKING LIKE A FURRY GOT TARRED, FEATHERED AND DROWNED WITH A DILDO IN ITS ASS

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that got violent

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(I have nothing against furries btw)

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@Eli-the-transboi group

IM REFERRING TO ~ME~, PEASANT

idiots.

IMBECILE I AM THE ONE TRUE RULER HERE

CRUSTY PIECE OF NON-SALVAGABLE VINEGAR CHAPSTICK SMOTHERED IN INFLUENZA, WE KNOW THE TRUE LEADER IS I

Undercooked steak grinch faced salmonella riddled maggot

I AM ROYALLY HIGHER THAN YOU, YOU OVER-CEILINGED SMALL-CHEEKED SQUIRREL RIDER

SURE YOU ARE YOU TWO-FACED HALF-BAKED NO-MILKSHAKE MY STEROIDS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD CUS THEY'RE GYM BOYS NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAVING YELLOW TOOTHED POTBELLIED PIG

ADMITTING THE TRUTH, ARE YOU, YOU

OVER-WIPED NEON PIECE OF SOFTWARE INFESTED WITH RABIES FROM YOUR AUNT WHO RECENTLY GOT DIAGNOSED WITH DEMENTIA SO FORGETS HER CAT EXISTS SO IT sNoRtED YOUR SCENT, FOLLOWED YOU AND TRACKED YOU DOWN TO YOUR COLLEGE DORMR BECAUSE YOURE TRYING TO GET A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREEEEEEEEEEEE

JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY HAVE A DEGREE IN COUNCELING AND PSYCHOLOGY SO GET EFFED YOU FLIGHTLESS BOW LEGGED TRYING TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR DA HOES TURNIP TOED GREY EYED FREAKY FRIDAY HEADASS LOOKING LIKE A FURRY GOT TARRED, FEATHERED AND DROWNED WITH A DILDO IN ITS ASS

BRO FUCKING CHILL-

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(This is so amazing to read LOL)

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Reminder to refrain from swearing please…. :)

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@False-andrew flash_on

did my best i promise ;-;

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Reminder to refrain from swearing please…. :)

Oop sorry-

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Reminder to refrain from swearing please…. :)

Oop sorry-

You're fine :)

@IamNOTachickenok

IM REFERRING TO ~ME~, PEASANT

idiots.

IMBECILE I AM THE ONE TRUE RULER HERE

CRUSTY PIECE OF NON-SALVAGABLE VINEGAR CHAPSTICK SMOTHERED IN INFLUENZA, WE KNOW THE TRUE LEADER IS I

Undercooked steak grinch faced salmonella riddled maggot

I AM ROYALLY HIGHER THAN YOU, YOU OVER-CEILINGED SMALL-CHEEKED SQUIRREL RIDER

SURE YOU ARE YOU TWO-FACED HALF-BAKED NO-MILKSHAKE MY STEROIDS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD CUS THEY'RE GYM BOYS NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAVING YELLOW TOOTHED POTBELLIED PIG

ADMITTING THE TRUTH, ARE YOU, YOU

OVER-WIPED NEON PIECE OF SOFTWARE INFESTED WITH RABIES FROM YOUR AUNT WHO RECENTLY GOT DIAGNOSED WITH DEMENTIA SO FORGETS HER CAT EXISTS SO IT sNoRtED YOUR SCENT, FOLLOWED YOU AND TRACKED YOU DOWN TO YOUR COLLEGE DORMR BECAUSE YOURE TRYING TO GET A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREEEEEEEEEEEE

JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY HAVE A DEGREE IN COUNCELING AND PSYCHOLOGY SO GET EFFED YOU FLIGHTLESS BOW LEGGED TRYING TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR DA HOES TURNIP TOED GREY EYED FREAKY FRIDAY HEADASS LOOKING LIKE A FURRY GOT TARRED, FEATHERED AND DROWNED WITH A DILDO IN ITS ASS

WELL THEN YOU DRY-PUMICED OVERSIZED jUiCy LEMON (because it's an angryyyyyy, lemon, its an angry. lemon.) WITH eXpO mArKeR iNk INFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEDDDD

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Chicken and I must vanish for a while, farewell :)

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@Eli-the-transboi group

XDDDDDD

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@False-andrew flash_on

alright thats good cus chicken was about to get rottisserie roasted

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@Eli-the-transboi group

alright thats good cus chicken was about to get rottisserie roasted

XDDDDDDDD deep fried-

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alright thats good cus chicken was about to get rottisserie roasted

XDDDDDDDD deep fried-

baked into a casserole lol

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@Eli-the-transboi group

alright thats good cus chicken was about to get rottisserie roasted

XDDDDDDDD deep fried-

baked into a casserole lol

WITH GREEN BEANS

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gives Eli some cheesecake
Sorry Nightmare stole ur popcorn

DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME

…. Do you want some cheesecake too?

yes

Cheesecake 🍰

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YEAH

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BTW chicken is plotting things and peoples are likely to get kidnapped
hide your cheesecake!

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@Eli-the-transboi group

O.o

@IamNOTachickenok

BTW chicken is plotting things and peoples are likely to get kidnapped
hide your cheesecake!

I know where you live, and will not hesitate to glitterbomb you, Nightmare.

BTW chicken is plotting things and peoples are likely to get kidnapped
hide your cheesecake!

I know where you live, and will not hesitate to glitterbomb you, Nightmare.

Grabs popcorn

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poofs in with coffee I left for school and come back to more threats. Amazing sips coffee

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hurriedly loads my cheesecake cart i am ready to evacuate should the need arise.
grabs Viking battle axe
But I will defend my cheesecakes

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pulls out sword I shall also defend the cheesecakes

@IamNOTachickenok

*stares at nightmare with glitterbomb in wing *

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