Let's talk about the best things to say before you day. Best last words, everyone.
"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
die
I meant to say die
screw my life
"Fucking pandas, it was the pandas all along"
"Would you tell Jesus that I don't want to go to heaven? None of my friends are there."
"Finally, nap time"
"I never liked any of you."
"Finally Satan can give me that lap dance he owes me"
"Screw all of this, I heard the devil makes excellent waffles."
Noting all of these for future use, lol
note that the wallpaper one and the friends in hell one are both oscar wilde quotes lol
Noted.
Another favorite of mine is "The ducks are coming" by that tumblr prompt blog.
that's pretty great. ducks were definitely the culprit. Nasty little things
I say that they were framed by the geese. They are nastier and they would love to shift the blame on some other bird.
But ducks are cannibalistic little things. They carry demon pox, too
Wait, ducks are cannibalistic? Huh. Alright, I do see your point.
Exactly why they let me solve all the mysteries with my bias and illogical answers, deputy
Good, good. However, their bad reputation also makes them the perfect candidate for framing.
true as that may be, ducks also have a specific breed of sick and twisted humor that proceeds them. The murder was gruesome, and the victim spoke about them beforehand
ducks are the best
and the best last words would be
"i don't want to go"
thanks david tennant
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"Oh shit am I really going to die a virgin?"
"im not actually dying"
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"Not again."
"goodbye john"
(nope just faking it)
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“If I do say so myself, this knife makes a stunning fashion accessory!”
“Raise a glass to freedom…”
“WAIT!”
“I’ll miss you, but I hope I don’t see you for a while.”
“That wasn’t sarcasm, was it?”
“What are you going to do? Kill me?”
“Ugh, not again! I have things to do!”
“This is like a scene from Dumb Ways To Die!”
“There must be a mistake, this wasn’t on my list of spectacular ways to go out!”
"RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOMMMMMMMM"
you made me cry
NOOOOOO THE HAMILTON REFERENCES
"Dude. Really?"
"rolls eyes Welp"
"Ah shoot"
"sighs Well this didn't go how I expected it to."
"Dangit"
Idk i came up with these on the spot XD
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i hope that you
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Sept huit neuf…sept huit…
for a second i was like
what kind of crap is this
then i was like
OHHHHHHMIGOSSHHHHHHH