Evil Overlords 101: What to do and what to not. (We are making an army to control the world! Respond to this thread of interested!)

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

I repeat. I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

I repeat. I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

Giggle
Of course!
I'm not completely without morals.

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

I repeat. I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

Giggle
Of course!
I'm not completely without morals.

Nods Alright then, hand me the papers that tell me needed info and lets get started!

What are laws to the lawless?

They are still laws, however, if we don't want to, I can always get the blood binding!

No. Out of the need to be careful rather than carefree, it shall be a generally understood contract. I don't like weaknesses. Should you betray me, I shall kill you.

(OOC: Not really! I swear I'm not homicidal irl!)

Sounds good, I'll have you know that the same goes for you!
(OOC: I am~)

If I leave you for dead I had a good reason. If I kill you or try to I have a good reason. Threaten me, your employer, again, and shit will go down.

What are laws to the lawless?

They are still laws, however, if we don't want to, I can always get the blood binding!

No. Out of the need to be careful rather than carefree, it shall be a generally understood contract. I don't like weaknesses. Should you betray me, I shall kill you.

(OOC: Not really! I swear I'm not homicidal irl!)

Sounds good, I'll have you know that the same goes for you!
(OOC: I am~)

If I leave you for dead I had a good reason. If I kill you or try to I have a good reason. Threaten me, your employer, again, and shit will go down.

Darling, did I not say that I serve no one?

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

I repeat. I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

Giggle
Of course!
I'm not completely without morals.

Nods Alright then, hand me the papers that tell me needed info and lets get started!

Sure thing!

Wonders why I just agreed to help take over the world….

Lol. Before I saw this I was researching how to rob a bank. Got some good stuff but many people are really bad at planning these things.

I know! They're so idiotic when it comes to that!

Same, if a gay teen can be a better criminal than you, can you even call yourself a criminal?

Technically, yes. A bad one, but yes, still a criminal. We do not discriminalate.

I suppose.

Is the evil undertaking still open?

Absolutely! Actually, let's just be a whole goddamn villain's council for the heck of it.

YAY!

So, any particular plans in mind?

Not really…. just reading this, I'm like…. "This evil villain is gonna win, I better get on the winning side"

Cool. I plan to write a "How To Win At Fantasy" thing bearing all these in mind.

Welp… I always needed a megavillain to support so that I can take over America… where do I sign up?

Villain council member! Hey! Just hang out over here and discuss plans for any evil thing you plan to do, honestly.

Yeppers!

Bro this reminds me of Doctor Horrible. Y'all should watch Doctor Horrible. He just wants to get into the Evil League of Evil.

I'll try.

Yo, so I may have created a poison while trying to make a skin cleaner.

How?

Hahaha, don't worry about it.

I'm still curious.