Fellow Earth Dwellers!

No
Its actually a video game
where you try to survive
and possibly kill people

At the same time try and avoid the storm

KILL PEOPLE?!? Why would you do that- UNLESS YOU’RE AN ALIEN!!!

???
Its a video game
its not actually real
only an alien wouldn't know that

You already know I am an alien. I was experimented on in Area 51 so that’s why my people will come to take over earth

Then why were you pretending to be human

Because humans hurt aliens! They hunt us too! They shoot little metal machines into space to attack us, and some of them are encrypted with outrageous messages that hurt our eyes and ears!!!

You mean
satellites??
Those record videos in space

They hurt us, IS THAT NOT ALL THAT MATTERS!?! I should have expected this from an earthling…

Umm…

Well its not my fault that other people do it
I can't exactly make them stop

Umm…. Our people are kind of rallying over here, so just a heads up. I actually did not mind chatting with you, human, but… Well, a takeover is a takeover *shrug

Oh cool
so whats it like in space
and what's the name of your race exactly?

Space is pretty neat. My species can float around and swim through the vast endlessness of it too. My species is called Flobians, we are kinda squishy and adorable, but that’s just me. We are similar to the liquid animals of your planet, called… ‘Jelly fish’, if I recall correctly. We have a bendable transparent hard outer shell and liquid insides. We are pretty cool, if you ask me.

Yo thats so sick bro
Us humans
we're pretty weird I guess
but it think we're cool
So whats your planet like?

Similar to our bodies, it has a hard transparent outer shell and liquid insides. Us Flobians connect with our planet and it is how we regenerate. We do something similar to what you humans call ‘sleep’ when we sit flush against our planet. We take a lot of pride in our wonderful planet since it cares for us.

Wait you're planet is alive?

Kind of. It is like the mother of Flobians. She hardly moves, but she still has emotions. She was here for us when the first of the Flobians were born long ago.

oohhhh like mother nature

Who is mother nature? Maybe she knows mother Flobian?

Um, maybe you should be a bit more careful about…stuff. And really, HOW CAN YOUR SHIP CRASH INTO EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE? It's not even encrypted with any form of protection

Flobians are very great with technology of our own… The only reason I am chatting with you all now is because I stole this device thing and ‘wifi’ producer and brought them to my planet.

Right…