Few questions

I can try

Lol

And about the mermaid one, it would be called GROSS bc anything that comes out of the ocean is nasty

Oof… Not true

Well, except for seashells but if you eat those you're just really weird

I will fight someone to death about the revolving door one

But a revolving door doesn't necessarily close, it just keeps spinning so you can't really slam it shut

I know I agree. Think about it though. How hard can you 'slam' it what else do you call pushing it with force.

Holy shot you're right

Dang autocorrect doesn't like my swearing

I know, but also you can't 'slam' it because it doesn't close.

IT DID IT AGAIN

Mine doesn't give a shit

Well you're right tho this is so confusing

What if you're really angry and you slam it. But you cant slam it, only aggressively spin it.

That's so pleasing to think about it
Just spinning it till you're anger is gone

*your

Lol

And Sally is an idiot, unless she went diving to get the pretty shells, then I can see why she'd sell sea shells on the sea shore

Everyone likes the pretty shells, but you don't find the big shiny ones just on the beach

IKR!!!! Why is she fucking selling them on the seashore… Why can't people get them off the shore themselves????

Some people go diving for them.. Idk why, the ocean is scary. My dad went diving once and he found a really pretty shiny one, but HE GAVE IT AWAY
PEOPLE PAY TWENTY DOLLARS IN GIFT SHOPS FOR SHELLS LIKE THAT

She really isnt making that much money, just labor costs really

Lol ya idk why she'd do that I mean shells are cool but it's so easy to go find your own

People are interesting…

Lol ya

And you put your 2 cents cuz they scammed you for an extra penny

Lol… freaking scammers

I have a question for you

Yeah?