For my LGBT+ Beans...

summer yes, camp ehhh

also, hi, im maia

To quote a friend, "I can't get drafted for World War 3! I need to go to Pence's summer camp!"

In all seriousness, the only summer camp that I'm attending is gonna be my Shakespeare camp and I'll personally fight the government if they try to send me to some crusty old hellhole "camp" instead.

In all seriousness, the only summer camp that I'm attending is gonna be my Shakespeare camp and I'll personally fight the government if they try to send me to some crusty old hellhole "camp" instead.

oh dude shakespeare camp sounds sick. i’ll fight the government with you

Hell yeah! To my FBI agent: I memorized my part for Henry V in 2 weeks, y'all can't stop me.

Hell yeah! To my FBI agent: I memorized my part for Henry V in 2 weeks, y'all can't stop me.

wow you’re powerful??????? a force to be reckoned with. my shakespeare experience stops at tech, lmao

Thank you! I'm just pretentious and lonely so I learned it quick lol

Maybe we can do some shows at camp!
But not Hamlet because it's probably too gay for them lmao

A Midsummer Night's Dream? Nah, it's too easily turned into a love square.

Henry V? I mean, when I was in it there were only 3 guys in the cast, we didn't change the pronouns but Henry was played by a woman. Probably too gay for Pence.

can’t wait for summer camp, hope to see y’all there! to paraphrase a quote from yours truly- “boys, i just wish i could go to war with you all, but my mother has just informed me that i will be spending my summer in the summer camps of southern america. i bode you farewell, you will see me again, a changed woman”

lmao sounds fun

that’s a little dicey.. maybe we should stray away from shakespeare- how about Legally Blonde? wait- there is that one song…

Great Comet? Wait, Charming is a thing. Also the duel sequence….Ghost Quartet? No, that has a love song between Rose and the lady soldier.

Great Comet? Wait, Charming is a thing. Also the duel sequence….Ghost Quartet? No, that has a love song between Rose and the lady soldier.

huh.. Cats, maybe? wait- no, that wouldn’t work, because there’s that whole thing with Rum Tum Tugger and Mr. Mistoffelees, which yes, i recognize is not canon, but let me have this.

Hamilton? Wait, but the letters with Laurens…
Hadestown? I don't think that one's gay, but I doubt they'll enjoy "Why We Build The Wall"

(Yo I stan Mr. Mistofflees! Granted I've just seen the movie but I did not expect to relate to a CGI'd cat)

(i refuse to subject myself to the movie, tbh. i gotta say Rum Tum Tugger and Jemima are my favorites, lmao)

(Honestly that's a hella valid choice lol, I was pressured into going but the songs lowkey slapped? My faves are Mistofflees and Jennyanydots)