forum game: ____ once said...

Alastor once said "Hmmm………..No, I didn't think so"

Blitzo once said "Hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spittin' bullsh*t!"

Husk once said "What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!"
I related to Husk the most

Husk once said, "I lost the ability to love years ago."

I once said "Don't mind me*unzips pants"
Robo Fizz once said "Aw, just like your audience always was when you told your lazy jokes here! Hahaha!"

I once said "So, why should I jump down this hole. I don't feel safe doing this because its going to end up like Dark Souls"

Me and My Brother once said at a comicon "You telling me that you are a guy, we still would bone you"

I once said, "If you want attention, blow something up."

My brother once said:
"He ate his bearded dragon because he's a Chad."

I once said, "Do you think Cat taste good because I hear it taste like beef"

I once said, "Why am I dying to an Idoit with an IQ of a Toaster"

I once said "If you are water then you are water. If you are air then you are a waste of air"

I once said, "People are like animals because we are animals. That is all"

Duke Nukem once said. "It's time to kick A$$ and Chew bubblegum but I ran out of Gum"

I once said, "Can you stop being a Souls-Like to me"