Forum game: Make a wish!

Granted, freedom from choice.
I wish people would automatically like me.

Granted. People are instantly obsessed with you upon your first interaction with them and will never leave you alone from that point on.
I wish I wasn't constantly exhausted

Granted, but you’re put into eternal slumber

I wish I could see my friends more often

Granted, but you never see your family again.
I wish I was more attractive.

Granted, but nobody except you think you're attractive.
I wish I could dye my hair.

They will, when you fall down stairs or embarrass yourself.

I wish I was a tol bean

Granted, but you will never stop growing

I wish my cat loved me

Granted, but only your cat. Don’t expect to cuddle your friend’s cats.

I wish I had a cute lil not venomous snek

It's full of venomous penguins instead
I wish I didn't pull that muscle in my arm yesterday

You didn’t, but you also didn’t do anything productive yesterday

I wish I had my own room

Granted, you will be stuck in it forever.
I wish I could make people laugh.

You can, but they’re laughing at you

I wish spiders went extinct

Granted, but mosquitos take over the planet when their main predator goes extinct.
I wish I had a pet rat.

Granted, but it will always try to kill you
I wish I can turn 18 now.

You do, but you don’t learn anything and are immediately hit with adult responsibilities with no warning

I wish I could dance more often

Granted, but you will almost always break or sprain something

I wish I had better grades.

You have a million dollar worth of cow manure

I wish I could draw like WLOP or RossDraws

You didn’t, but you also didn’t do anything productive yesterday

I wish I had my own room

(I didn't)

You have a million dollar worth of cow manure

I wish I could draw like WLOP or RossDraws

But everything you draw is super depressing
I wish I can speak more languages

But you only know curse words
I wish I could be a year older

That are all in languages you can't understand
I wish my fandom isn't so dead

It becomes as hated and toxic as the Sonic and Voltron fandoms

I wish I could breathe underwater

But only in sewer water
I wish my cat would let me pick him up

But he will scratch your face
I wish I had a nice cat

It becomes as hated and toxic as the Sonic and Voltron fandoms

I wish I could breathe underwater

(That's why it's dead, it used to be so toxic)

But he will scratch your face
I wish I had a nice cat

That absolutely hated you is nice to everyone else
I wish my sister can be less annoying